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Ed Bellis posts a variety of random things about the users.

GuessMyUserName | Posted 12/11/2008 4:06:25 PM | message detail | #301 | filter
XD @ Zeastoyer
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TheKnightOfNee | Posted 12/12/2008 4:30:52 AM | message detail | #302 | filter
Nearly there.
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FastFalcon once fought off fourteen mountain lions with his bare hands.
ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 12/12/2008 4:36:07 AM | message detail | #303 | filter
Once again, I totally forgot about this.
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 12/12/2008 4:40:15 AM | message detail | #304 | filter
Also I'm still about 50 posts away dammit.
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
-LusterSoldier- | Posted 12/13/2008 11:35:21 AM | message detail | #305 | filter
Pretty sure I've never posted in here yet.
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Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ | ~Data Analyst~
Popular at school, but still not as cool as FastFalcon05, Guru Champ!
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/14/2008 11:56:58 PM | message detail | #306 | filter
I'm almost certain this will get to 500 before me, and all my effort will have been for naught. :(
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
ThisIsAnOddName | Posted 12/14/2008 11:57:56 PM | message detail | #307 | filter
Got here way too late for there to be any chance of it reaching me, but hey, why not!
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"Look, it's perfectly understandable. I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters, and being... well, let's be honest, pretty sort of marvelous." - Peter Davison
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/15/2008 7:11:45 PM | message detail | #308 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
TheKnightOfNee | Posted 12/16/2008 9:32:34 AM | message detail | #309 | filter
Yep, any minute now, Ed will resume talking.
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FastFalcon once fought off fourteen mountain lions with his bare hands.
ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Achromatic | Posted 12/16/2008 9:37:18 AM | message detail | #310 | filter
Ouch...calling my episode over summer contest a "hissy fit." Accurate, but for the record it turned out I was very much correct.
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Live your life, because no one is there to do it for you, we have an endless capacity for both good and evil, use yours wisely.
Sir Chris
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/18/2008 1:21:27 AM | message detail | #311 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
TheKnightOfNee | Posted 12/18/2008 12:52:28 PM | message detail | #312 | filter
Yeah.
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FastFalcon once fought off fourteen mountain lions with his bare hands.
ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
sonten1 | Posted 12/18/2008 12:53:07 PM | message detail | #313 | filter
why not
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Project BSE
~Disciple Of Lordi~
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/19/2008 7:50:53 PM | message detail | #314 | filter
Brooklyn rage will come in 10 days if this isn't updated by then.
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/20/2008 6:33:42 PM | message detail | #315 | filter
(9)
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
StealThisSheen | Posted 12/20/2008 6:35:45 PM | message detail | #316 | filter
I didn't post here yet?

Am I sick?

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Go America. Go Broncos. Jaygasm Counter: 9
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 2:38:25 PM | message detail | #317 | filter
Har'mer'nica
- You and I have much in common - a sardonic, laidback personality, an obsession with vgmusic, a... well, I guess that's it really. >_>
- Despite being in the same social circle and communicating a fairly good amount, I sill don't know much about you, and I assume that's how you like it. A MAN OF MYSTERY WOO~
- Oh yeah, we both like Okami. Maybe I'll beat it by the time you turn 38.
- I never quite understood where the one-sided rivalry with Smurf came from - there was a time when he really hated your guts. I guess maybe you told him off once. That seems like it would be enough.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 2:45:06 PM | message detail | #318 | filter
Sir Chris
Board 8 Bodyguard.
- You and I go back a ways. I think our earliest interactions involved the 2005 FFP (which I still want to finish someday RARGH) and me editing your work. I was a little worried about it, because my initial impression of you was someone who didn't take criticism well and was very protective of his work, yet you agreed to many of the changes and we became, I think, a good team.
- I was very wrong about the criticism bit as well - you seem like the type of person who, with a few minor exceptions (which we all seem to have), takes honest criticism well.
- There've only been a few times we've gotten heated at each other (or rather, you've gotten heated at me), which is impressive for someone as forceful as you and as sensitive as me.
- In case you couldn't tell, I do like you a good deal. I respect your honest outlook on things and your willingness to challenge people. This is why I made you Bodyguard in WWYD/Board 8 Mafia - you commit yourself fully to whatever you do.
- I feel like I'm one of the few people who you let see through your bullish persona, which is kinda neat; I get a glimpse of the "real you" every so often, and it's pretty refreshing. Thanks for sharing yourself with me.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
tazzyboyishere | Posted 12/21/2008 2:46:28 PM | message detail | #319 | filter
?
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If there's anything I hate more than the MGS2 Theme, it's FastFalcon!
NOMINATE WIND WAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 2:50:24 PM | message detail | #320 | filter
Neeeeeeeeee
Sushi, Nippon, Ayatollah, Grandia, Cascadian Farm Granola Cereal
- One of my best buds on the board. We share interests in almost everything, except for my obsession with determining if Dark Schneider could beat Schroedinger's cat in a fistfight. (The answer is "probably.")
- You're ten times the gamer I am, though this isn't a hard accomplishment to manage.
- Of everyone on the board I want to see a list of your favorite VGMusic the most, since it would be the most diverse and the most likely to be full of stuff I've never heard before.
- uhhhh yeah you basically know everything in this writeup wow what a waste of time this has been
- Oh yeah, you or Kleenex would be my pick for a roommate if I had to choose a Board 8er.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 2:55:14 PM | message detail | #321 | filter
Not Dave
- Best alts ever. I compare your creativity to somebody like, say, NickBush or Luster, who had/have hideous alts, whereas you actually went for quality over quantity.
- You've gone through many phases as a user. You used to be a troll who derived simple amusement from making others flustered, spreading false information, and getting people banned. Then you started the alt kick, where you grew to like the site and its community. Then you gave that up and became more laidback, almost withdrawn. Then after WWYD I feel like you got pulled in again, but this time you were wiser, more mature, like an older dog watching the pups galavant (how the hell do you spell that anyway) around.
- This wiseness and analytical skill makes you a natural Mafia player. Whereas my hesitance and dithering make me ill-suited for the game, you've walked with "darker crowds" before, which makes you unafraid to go deeper, into a dark pits of the soul Mafia requires at times.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Aecioo | Posted 12/21/2008 2:57:13 PM | message detail | #322 | filter
oh god I think I'm next
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10th Place In The 08' Contest! (brag brag brag)
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 2:57:48 PM | message detail | #323 | filter
aaaaand now for another week-long break woo

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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Aecioo | Posted 12/21/2008 3:03:56 PM | message detail | #324 | filter
Worst topic ever.
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10th Place In The 08' Contest! (brag brag brag)
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ
Justin_Crossing | Posted 12/21/2008 3:05:03 PM | message detail | #325 | filter
You got my hopes up.
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I think jokes about killing people with wrenches are funny.
Am I going insane?
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/21/2008 3:07:21 PM | message detail | #326 | filter
Justin, I talked about you already. >_>
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
KleenexTissue50 | Posted 12/21/2008 3:07:48 PM | message detail | #327 | filter
damnit so close
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nintendonut888 | Posted 12/22/2008 10:10:49 PM | message detail | #328 | filter
Face the wrath of ultimate cuteness!

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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/23/2008 11:53:51 PM | message detail | #329 | filter
That's right; you can't stand it.
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/25/2008 12:19:00 PM | message detail | #330 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
_Harmonica_ | Posted 12/25/2008 12:57:39 PM | message detail | #331 | filter
From: Ed Bellis | #317
- I never quite understood where the one-sided rivalry with Smurf came from - there was a time when he really hated your guts. I guess maybe you told him off once. That seems like it would be enough.

Well, I used to "call him out" a lot in his alt topics, and we argued quite a bit in his normal ones too. I don't even remember if we had any arguments that didn't boil down to "lol red"
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Only FastFalcon can ladder.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/25/2008 9:29:02 PM | message detail | #332 | filter
Aecioo
- You're sometimes abrasive but underneath seems to lay a relatively warm-hearted curmudgeon. I see this in your mafia play, your everyday posts, and your relationship with "Fake Justin," which I should seriously write a yaoi fanfic about.
- Beyond that, I know next to nothing about you. You're relatively new to the board, I believe, though you've managed to blend in well enough.
- You've found your niche in the mafia crowd, though I see you posting in lots of other places too, so kudos to you for going beyond your comfort zone.
- Also your username is a pain in the ass to remember how to spell.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/25/2008 9:33:43 PM | message detail | #333 | filter
aga
- I marvel at your ability to succeed at damn near anything you try. Though you're inferior to Paratroopa in the broadness of categories you excel at, you far exceed him in your success within those categories. You made a preposterous amount of money off of spoilers and will likely continue to make preposterous amounts of money doing things you love. Hope you're grateful for this blessing.
- I never really got into any of your projects, for what it's worth (probably nothing!). I registered once at GFA during one of the contests but found the board layout confusing and the names unrecognizable; I've browsed spoilers a few times but found the yaoi selection a bit lacking. These things shouldn't necessarily reflect badly on you.
- I find it difficult to see how anyone could dislike you - the most wrong you've ever done on the board was that KOS sig thing, which was harmless, if a bit disconcerting. I find myself and others rooting for your success in present and future endeavors despite our minimal interactions, which is impressive. Not many can have that effect on people. Again, I hope you're grateful for this.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/25/2008 10:27:59 PM | message detail | #334 | filter
And he also never does his Mega Man thing. >:(
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/27/2008 4:45:43 AM | message detail | #335 | filter
Wow, if Ed works hard on this (LOL), he may actually get to me before this closes. It'd suck if all my bumping went to waste.
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 12/28/2008 11:30:54 PM | message detail | #336 | filter
you guys are slacking at keeping this bumped
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Prop8Rocks | Posted 12/28/2008 11:35:57 PM | message detail | #337 | filter
skip EVERYONE and do me because i am the goddamn i am the game
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sess
RayDyn | Posted 12/28/2008 11:39:45 PM | message detail | #338 | filter
I don't know why I'm even bothering to post considering I'll never see what you have to say about me, I'm leaving in January and won't be back until October time frame. But, I'm posting anyway.

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MyWorldIsCrono | Posted 12/28/2008 11:42:48 PM | message detail | #339 | filter
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FastFalcon05 is awesome.
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 12/29/2008 7:58:03 AM | message detail | #340 | filter
Still waiting patiently!
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 12/29/2008 7:58:53 AM | message detail | #341 | filter
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
nintendonut888 | Posted 12/29/2008 11:22:54 PM | message detail | #342 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
BesaidGuy | Posted 12/30/2008 7:20:13 AM | message detail | #343 | filter
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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
Xcarvenger | Posted 1/1/2009 6:51:12 AM | message detail | #344 | filter
Happy New Year!
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Chrono Cross Chrono Cross Chrono Cross. Nominate THE GAME!
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Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/1/2009 10:10:27 PM | message detail | #345 | filter
KJNUMBERS
- uhhh are you the one from mercs or the other one
- this is very important and i can't really do a writeup unless i know >_>
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/1/2009 10:26:36 PM | message detail | #346 | filter
Kleenex
fatalize
- Probably my best internet bud. Like the neon writeup, there's little here I can tell you that you don't already know, so I'll try instead an analysis of your personality.
- You don't like to talk about yourself and your internet persona is "confined" mostly to one-liners and video game music discussion. You like what you like and don't try to force yourself on others. When confronted you don't really respond with open hostility; instead you retreat a little bit and respond with snarky comments. This all makes some people feel you're dull, or elitist, or cynical, or any of those things.
- I disagree. I think it makes you a normal dude - you're not balls-to-the-wall argumentative, you're not somebody whose existence is validated by pissing people off. You don't use Board 8 or the internet as a sounding board. You do your own thing, you like who you like, and that's that.
- I like piecing together the little details of what I know and can infer about you. You're a comp sci major, I believe, albeit one who likes to procrastinate and get by on his innate intelligence rather than hard work (I know how that is). You secretly admire neon for his success in engineering and would probably love to have a career like his. You are never sure how to take the KleenexFAQs topics; part of you wants to laugh, part of you gets a little irritated. You love RPGs and other things with a certain linear, numerical structure; your world is probably very orderly and somewhat confined, and that's how you like it.
- LOL!
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
WarThaHedgehog | Posted 1/1/2009 10:26:58 PM | message detail | #347 | filter
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~War~ The Cream of Transexual FastFalcon Fanboyism ~War~
SHINE GET 64 | Posted 1/1/2009 10:27:18 PM | message detail | #348 | filter
yeah
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BesaidGuy | Posted 1/1/2009 10:28:26 PM | message detail | #349 | filter
kleenex doesn't like kleenexfaqs

what is this
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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
Drakeryn | Posted 1/1/2009 10:29:46 PM | message detail | #350 | filter
KJH is the Mercs guy. Pretty sure KJ456 is someone else. >_>

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