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Ed Bellis posts a variety of random things about the users.

KleenexTissue50 | Posted 1/1/2009 10:34:01 PM | message detail | #351 | filter
Hmmm. Not bad. Missed a shot about the engineering stuff though. Not really a huge fan of software engineering and I'm probably going to try and steer away from that career path if possible, though given my situation right now I'd take anything !

KleenexFAQs is weird for me. I mean, it's fine and all but what I don't like is when I make a topic and someone runs in and posts a really terrible one in an attempt to be funny. That part does annoy me.

LOL!
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Whit3_Rabb1t | Posted 1/1/2009 10:35:11 PM | message detail | #352 | filter
alright
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BesaidGuy | Posted 1/1/2009 10:36:01 PM | message detail | #353 | filter
i'm probably guilty of the terrible ones


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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
KleenexTissue50 | Posted 1/1/2009 10:37:13 PM | message detail | #354 | filter
To be honest, most of you suck at it.
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"feh... your right...I am the stalker" - ExThaNemesis
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BesaidGuy | Posted 1/1/2009 10:39:11 PM | message detail | #355 | filter
i would like to say i purposely suck at it

but that would just be lying to make myself feel better

i have no clue which ones are really funny

i kinda laugh at them all
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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/1/2009 10:40:34 PM | message detail | #356 | filter
MichaelWClark
- Oy.
- There are only two users I can think of that actively bring down the quality of the board when they post. You're one of them!
- You are probably the worst user I don't have ignored and the only bad user who actually provides me with a certain degree of entertainment. Those two things are most definitely related.
- You are like the complete opposite of me. You yell your damn fool head off all the time about whatever ill-formed opinion happens to come across your mind, be it video games or anime or your cursory knowledge of film. When someone disagrees with you, rather than backing down or reformulating your opinion in more appropriate, refined terms, you instead yell even louder. I imagine you as a social recluse in real life who balls his hands into fists and really, really wants to be the smartest kid in the class.
- All of this is obvious to everyone except yourself and for anyone else I wouldn't even bother with this level of basic analysis, but you seem like you really need a good smack in the face.
- So why don't I have you ignored? Because, like I said, you entertain me, and I don't know why. Vlado and BT get under my skin because they're so far beyond anything rational that it just blows my mind. But you... it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You just can't look away. Thanks for brightening up my day!
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
snowcampsoIdier | Posted 1/1/2009 10:43:05 PM | message detail | #357 | filter
oh

snap

son
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Etecoon | Posted 1/1/2009 10:43:35 PM | message detail | #358 | filter
lmfao
RKOedToExTha | Posted 1/1/2009 10:44:38 PM | message detail | #359 | filter
So...MWC is the TNA of Board 8?
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~War~ The Cream of Transexual FastFalcon Fanboyism ~War~
Lockes Ragnarok | Posted 1/1/2009 10:51:01 PM | message detail | #360 | filter
That was awesome.
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FastFalcon is really fast.
BesaidGuy | Posted 1/1/2009 10:52:42 PM | message detail | #361 | filter
smack

down
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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/1/2009 11:02:00 PM | message detail | #362 | filter
GMUN
- You confuse the living crap out of me. I swear, if somebody in one of my writing classes came up with you as a character, I would tell them it's too over-the-top.
- Obviously, you crave attention of any kind, be it good or bad. I say "obviously" because this is probably your main defining attribute. Whenever you're the center of drama, it's clear that you enjoy it, even if you're "embarrassed" by the flat-out degrading things people floor at you.
- Your other main attribute is codependency. Some users rely on this board for a variety of reasons. But you need it. It validates your existence, it feeds your soul and spirit. Without it - or some other form of external validation - you would probably collapse.
- You don't get any life-affirming things at home from your doting but clueless mother, her sex-crazed boyfriend, and your similarly computer-addicted sibling. So you seek it elsewhere, and here happens to be the place where you turn your simplistic, needy personality.
- That's why pikaness was such a revelation for you, because she accepted you at face value and gave you all the attention you "needed."
- I would offer you some advice in terms of breaking out of these habits, but I'm not sure if you really want to. =/
- In conclusion: NEXT TIME I INTERVIEW YOU BE LESS BORING K THX
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid.
GuessMyUserName | Posted 1/1/2009 11:24:51 PM | message detail | #363 | filter
O_O

I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like you're wrong on everything there!


'cept having a similarly computer-addicted sibling




and i'm a boring interviewee
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GuessMyUserName | Posted 1/1/2009 11:26:54 PM | message detail | #364 | filter
but the sibling thing you shouldn't even know about since I hardly ever talk about my brother and he only posted here back when there was a MP3 hype & playthrough topic!
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 1/1/2009 11:27:38 PM | message detail | #365 | filter
O_O
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nintendonut888 | Posted 1/2/2009 3:34:22 AM | message detail | #366 | filter
Holy crap there's only one page left before me.
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
Drakeryn | Posted 1/2/2009 3:35:42 AM | message detail | #367 | filter
I hardly ever talk about my brother

Is this the brother who constantly comes into your room and sits on your bed playing his DS and won't leave?

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GuessMyUserName | Posted 1/2/2009 10:09:45 AM | message detail | #368 | filter

From: Drakeryn | Posted: 1/2/2009 3:35:42 AM | #367
I hardly ever talk about my brother

Is this the brother who constantly comes into your room and sits on your bed playing his DS and won't leave?


hmm


oh yeah i forget about that


but i haven't said anything about that in agggges! he's been in university since august!
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Billy Blaze | Posted 1/2/2009 10:29:47 AM | message detail | #369 | filter
!

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Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/2/2009 4:58:50 PM | message detail | #370 | filter
gotspork
- You are a little mass of unexpectedness, which I find pretty entertaining. You're a girl on the internet who doesn't absolutely crave attention and doesn't flaunt your gender in order to get it, yet you enjoy the attention you do receive, maybe because it comes harder than it would if you made lots of "hey I'm a girl" topics. Yet you do post little things to make yourself more recognizable in people's minds ("oki").
- You're married and relatively happy with your life, another unexpected thing for both a female poster on B8 and someone so young. You've either suffered from depression in the past or known someone close to you who has, and this seems like it makes you more easy-going, as if you realize firsthand that the good times are transitory and you should enjoy them while they last.
- You had an awesome idea for a Tag-Team Anonymous User Contest thing awhile back that I picked up with after you abandoned it, with limited success.
- Do you write at all? I'd be interested in seeing what your mind can come up with.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/2/2009 5:02:38 PM | message detail | #371 | filter
CrimsonOcean
- We, like, never interact, so this INTROSPECTIVE ANALYSIS (or introlysis if you will) might be way off-base.
- The sole bit of drama I remember from you was a thing involving either yourself or a friend of yours who was struggling with feelings of bisexuality. I remember wondering why you made the topic here, since, being a girl, most of the responses were predictably coarse and insensitive, but I wonder that almost every time someone posts something personal. (The sole personal topic I've ever made here was announcing that I had just been in a mental hospital.)
- Beyond that, you are easy-going, a little too into user popularity, and fun and agreeable to get along with. You frequent the "Board8Train" AIM chats, GFA, and other social venues beyond the message board. You don't need Board 8 to get by, but you're willing to accept it as it is and get something out of it, which is cool.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
KingBartz | Posted 1/2/2009 5:03:35 PM | message detail | #372 | filter
okay.
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FastFalcon05 owned me like a red-headed stepchild in the Guru Contest 2008.
gold_flame | Posted 1/2/2009 5:05:25 PM | message detail | #373 | filter
me
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/2/2009 5:06:13 PM | message detail | #374 | filter
Lockes Ragnarok
- I've seen you around, quite frequently actually, but you've done nothing that's stuck out to me, for good or bad.
- Awhile back I made a (pretty stupid) "top ten most underrated users" list that was comprised of nothing but lurkers, the assumption being that if the board was made up of nothing but loud-mouthed braggarts, it would be intolerable; we need people like you, who pop in randomly with comments and probably frequent other online social outlets, to keep a level of balance. So, uh, keep up the good work!
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/2/2009 5:12:39 PM | message detail | #375 | filter
nintendonut
- I was half-tempted to skip you just to be mean. =P
- You are someone who gets very into his interests, oftentimes at the exclusion of rationality. You flat-out said you wouldn't be participating in the Most Powerful Character contest because Yukari was kept out; you take assaults on your tastes personally; you care very deeply about what others think (as evidenced by your constant bumping of this topic).
- All of this, taken together, would imply a codependent, narcissistic personality, but I don't really see that from you. I see somebody who's probably a little insecure and a little needy, and who becomes very protective of himself, maybe because he's been hurt before in the past. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that; I was that way once.
- In many ways, despite your often disparate tastes, you're really similar to Para in that both of you can lash out at others when they feel like their tastes have been assaulted. You two should form a club or something. >_>



So, was it worth it?
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
BesaidGuy | Posted 1/2/2009 5:22:52 PM | message detail | #376 | filter
Bellis

the anticipation makes the hunger grow stronger

but i'm ravenous over here

i can not wait to be analyzed based on posts!
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Trans is clearly a Mario fanboy-MichaelWClark
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/2/2009 5:33:06 PM | message detail | #377 | filter
Icehawk
- I used to be ever so confused by you. At various points in time I felt like you were unheathily dependent on the board and its perception of you (see: you bumping your Rate the User topic approximately one hundred times). Then I felt like you were trying too hard to get away from that stigma by openly mocking both it and anyone else who had it. You irritated me during this phase because I felt like anytime somebody would make a comment about user popularity you would respond with "LOL HE CARES TOO MUCH" or something like that.
- Now you seem like you're not really working on developing a persona so much as you're just kinda hanging out and enjoying yourself. You play XBox Live with neon all the time, you run that wrestling-esque user contest with JaKyL, you talk about wrestling and video games and e-popularity and you don't really worry about what others think of you any more.
- I don't know what caused the change, or if there was ever a change to begin with, or if you just run through personas like Madonna does. But I know you and I are neon's top two users for some bizarre reason despite us being near total opposites, and I must RAP BATTLE YOU TO THE DEATH for the neverending glory of being number one.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
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nintendonut888 | Posted 1/2/2009 8:35:47 PM | message detail | #378 | filter
Not bad, although I've never really been hurt in the past. I also don't really care about what others think about me, but I tend to feel bad if people don't have an opinion on me at all, which tends to be what I get from board 8.

I do have to say that the one reason I've been bumping this for so long is that I was determined to choke at least one response from one of these topics. As a professional topic killer, it's hard to do. >.>
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
RustyMrMokka | Posted 1/2/2009 8:38:52 PM | message detail | #379 | filter
postage
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Not going to change this sig until Geno is in another game
RPGuy96 | Posted 1/2/2009 8:40:51 PM | message detail | #380 | filter
I don't expect you to get here and I don't expect you to have much to say if you do. So, uh, prove me wrong, I suppose.
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Mustache...and Green...
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Soul Reaver4 | Posted 1/2/2009 8:41:40 PM | message detail | #381 | filter
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GT/PSN/Wii codes and all that stuff in quote.
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neonreaper777 | Posted 1/2/2009 9:05:59 PM | message detail | #382 | filter
We, like, never interact, so this INTROSPECTIVE ANALYSIS (or introlysis if you will) might be way off-base.
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Seriously neon you fail soooooooo much at being a user all the time. You're like Moar Fightos.
-Link The Midgit
neonreaper777 | Posted 1/2/2009 9:09:12 PM | message detail | #383 | filter
see: you bumping your Rate the User topic approximately one hundred times

He's hyper when he's social on XBL so I think that mass bumping is just the way that carries over to a message board.
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Seriously neon you fail soooooooo much at being a user all the time. You're like Moar Fightos.
-Link The Midgit
Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2009 9:09:51 PM | message detail | #384 | filter
LOL ED CARES SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT NEON THINKS OF HIM
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Did you Know?
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Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2009 9:16:29 PM | message detail | #385 | filter
Also, I bumped my rate the user topic a million times because I wanted the VOTEZ.
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Did you Know?
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LinkLegend27 | Posted 1/2/2009 9:18:55 PM | message detail | #386 | filter
Have I posted here
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Fortes in Unitate.
FastFalcon has more flow than me & owned me in the Guru.
Iubaris | Posted 1/2/2009 9:46:49 PM | message detail | #387 | filter
I have no idea if I've posted in here or not... so I'll post just in case.
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It's iubaris, not Lubaris.
But FastFalcon can call me anything he wants!
nintendonut888 | Posted 1/3/2009 5:02:05 PM | message detail | #388 | filter
Don't think I'm going to stop bumping this. :p
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 1/4/2009 6:05:14 PM | message detail | #389 | filter
I must be close now.

I must.
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
nintendonut888 | Posted 1/5/2009 9:46:31 PM | message detail | #390 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
Steiner | Posted 1/5/2009 9:52:45 PM | message detail | #391 | filter
OH BOY I'M CLOSE
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StartTheMachine | Posted 1/5/2009 10:14:55 PM | message detail | #392 | filter
BELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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Janus5000 | Posted 1/5/2009 10:55:03 PM | message detail | #393 | filter
Huh, hadn't seen this topic yet.

...

Oh, he's only on the third page. Guess I'm in for a bit of a wait.
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RPGGamer0 | Posted 1/6/2009 4:40:29 PM | message detail | #394 | filter
Bump. =)

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Congrats to FastFalcon05 for winning the Guru contest.
WVl | Posted 1/7/2009 8:22:00 AM | message detail | #395 | filter
HMMM
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Steiner | Posted 1/7/2009 8:27:48 AM | message detail | #396 | filter
god damnit
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TIMJAB
YOU A PIMP BOI
BlueNew | Posted 1/8/2009 5:44:55 PM | message detail | #397 | filter
*tick-tock, tick-tock*

Not sure, but I think TC may have skipped me....

*depressed sigh*
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Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/8/2009 5:45:24 PM | message detail | #398 | filter
I did not.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
tazzyboyishere | Posted 1/8/2009 5:49:24 PM | message detail | #399 | filter
Since I'm too lazy to check, do you know how far down the list I am?
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NOMINATE WIND WAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/8/2009 5:50:19 PM | message detail | #400 | filter
'pretty far'
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean