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Ed Bellis posts a variety of random things about the users.

BlueNew | Posted 1/8/2009 5:51:02 PM | message detail | #401 | filter
Your right--I was just checking where IceHawk was compared to me. (Since IceHawk is last one you did, I think)

Sorry, so many names here, it seems like it would be easy to miss someone.
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"What happened happened because it could not have happened in any other way." Morpheus
tazzyboyishere | Posted 1/8/2009 5:52:55 PM | message detail | #402 | filter
Alright, I'll check next month then. I may even make a Super Awesome Surprise entrance earlier.
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If there's anything I hate more than the MGS2 Theme, it's FastFalcon!
NOMINATE WIND WAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nintendonut888 | Posted 1/9/2009 11:31:45 PM | message detail | #403 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
StartTheMachine | Posted 1/9/2009 11:33:25 PM | message detail | #404 | filter

From: StartTheMachine | #392
BELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS


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- Blur -
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Steiner | Posted 1/10/2009 10:25:54 AM | message detail | #405 | filter
GOD DAMNIT BELLIS.
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TIMJAB
YOU A PIMP BOI
Steiner | Posted 1/11/2009 2:01:49 PM | message detail | #406 | filter
ed "the king" bellis
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TIMJAB
YOU A PIMP BOI
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 2:30:24 PM | message detail | #407 | filter
STEINAH
- I don't know why, but I love typing that. >_>
- You are someone who is like Icehawk but without the caffeine - you care about your e-popularity in the sense that you think it's a fun thing to occupy the time with, which is how you view most things on the internet, be they games, social interaction, or PORK LINKS.
- That said, you still desire notoriety (hence your insistence that each writeup you receive feature PORK LINKS) and your secret pride at having been the runner-up for two Users of the Year. Nothing necessarily wrong with that.
- In real life you're tough to picture - I don't know British culture all that well, but I know you'd fit in well with the hip scene among American youth, what with the blue hair and the pot smoking and all.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 2:34:19 PM | message detail | #408 | filter
NoobPwn3rBillio
- You would have the worst username in history if it was meant to be taken literally, but that, like practically everything else you do, is meant to be somewhat satirical in nature. You're not a troll, but you do like to rile people up, though I haven't seen you post in quite some time.
- You probably do care a bit about film and writing and art and all that P1Z4ZZ, but you blow these interests up in an attempt to "get people thinking." All it does for the most part is make people mad, though, but I doubt you mind very much.
- You're also a talented writer - your piece from Week 2 was my favorite of the bunch, and I'm sad that others didn't appreciate its voice and tone. Your criticism is also fair-minded and reasonable, which shows that you have it in you when you want to exercise it.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid. -MoogleKupo141
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 2:39:13 PM | message detail | #409 | filter
GodOfGaming
- Random, silly, obsessed with gaming, uses the internet as a means to feed these addictions. That's basically you in a nutshell. It's tough to not get along with you because there's little there to get along with - you don't post here for in-depth conversation or anything like that, you post here because you like games and this place lets you find like-minded individuals who enjoy them as well. Nothing wrong with that.
- I remember the one time I read a non-Brawl topic you made where you played through Mega Man 3 and I thought it was like reading one of those dam "bomb shelter" topics plus a dash of sephsblade but without the wit. Take that as you will. >_>
- You're a darn good sport, and the few times I've played against you in Brawl were really fun. Like most people here who play competitively, you own the hell out of me, but it's okay when the person you're playing against is fun and relaxed about it, so thanks for that.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 2:43:23 PM | message detail | #410 | filter
MoogleKupo141
- I lump you together with GrapefruitKing because you're both basically the same person, though he tends to stick with things a little bit longer than you do. You both possess an off-kilter sense of humor that requires deep, meaningful thoughts (and a good bit of potty thinking) to appreciate. Some peole find you obnoxious because of this; I actually find you pretty amusing almost all of the time.
- You trolled for a while on "Pacmantis," or was that Angsty Lou? One of you had that and one of you had "Batmantis," I think. Whatever.
- I want my damn tomato drawings for the rest of the contest, BTW. Best regular topic series in a long time.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid. -MoogleKupo141
Nevest | Posted 1/12/2009 2:43:41 PM | message detail | #411 | filter
>_>
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http://img.imgcake.com/Nevest356/barney.jpg - Legen- wait for it...
We had sex and...I caught feelings! - Barney -DARY!
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 2:45:08 PM | message detail | #412 | filter
The_Ocelot
- If I remember you correctly, didn't you whine incessantly about not being done in Rate the User 3.0 despite never nominating anyone yourself?
- That's all I got for you. >_> Is your username an MGS reference or a veiled sexual undertone? OR BOTH WHOAAAA
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid. -MoogleKupo141
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 3:13:42 PM | message detail | #413 | filter
goldensage830
- man i know even less of you than i do of GTM and The_Ocelot2
- uhhh are you a PotDer? You implied that I should know something about, but I've got jack.
- "Golden sage" sounds like a really disgusting herb, FYI.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
Theo72 | Posted 1/12/2009 3:15:46 PM | message detail | #414 | filter
I actually forgot this topic existed.

I also forgot that I posted in it! I had to go looking for my first post.
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You have not heard the last of me...
And you never will...
NoobPwn3rBillio | Posted 1/12/2009 8:00:20 PM | message detail | #415 | filter
I'm around still. I just stay mostly in the music topics. It would seem most of the morons who pulled me out of them before have since left the board, so I have no reason to venture out of them anymore.
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"A lot of JRPGs have stronger plots than movies, and more character development than TV shows." - Icehawk
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/12/2009 8:01:05 PM | message detail | #416 | filter
Ah, okay. Well, there's a new writing contest topic up if you're interested in that.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
NoobPwn3rBillio | Posted 1/12/2009 8:03:21 PM | message detail | #417 | filter
I might! Regretfully about the only things that inspire me to write now are vacations and painkillers, which are infrequent and SOMEWHAT BAD, respectively.
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"A lot of JRPGs have stronger plots than movies, and more character development than TV shows." - Icehawk
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/14/2009 10:56:49 PM | message detail | #418 | filter
bumpo
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
StartTheMachine | Posted 1/16/2009 3:31:40 AM | message detail | #419 | filter
anti-purge
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
gotspork | Posted 1/16/2009 3:48:44 AM | message detail | #420 | filter
whoa, forgot about this! that was actually a very flattering assessment! thanks!
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mreow
spork for president - metroid composite
StartTheMachine | Posted 1/17/2009 6:22:00 PM | message detail | #421 | filter
hiya
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- Blur -
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/18/2009 11:30:54 PM | message detail | #422 | filter
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
nintendonut888 | Posted 1/20/2009 6:54:31 PM | message detail | #423 | filter
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM!
BlueNew | Posted 1/20/2009 7:35:40 PM | message detail | #424 | filter
*Lurks*
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"What happened happened because it could not have happened in any other way." Morpheus
Random_Guy_42 | Posted 1/21/2009 7:19:55 AM | message detail | #425 | filter
I forgot about this again.
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FastFalcon would've destroyed my Guru bracket, had I submitted it.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/22/2009 11:31:19 PM | message detail | #426 | filter
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: vocabulesscent
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/24/2009 10:31:41 PM | message detail | #427 | filter
you guys are slacking off with the bumping here
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This was KING BELLIS LOL AND I HAVE A CYOA YOU SHOULD READ
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=45420715
SenpaiDessus | Posted 1/24/2009 10:33:04 PM | message detail | #428 | filter
how many users in your backlog, ed? i'm thinking of doing something where i watch an episode of neon genesis evangelion for your reducing your backlog
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Gandhi loved you, and look what happened to Gandhi.
CrimsonOcean | Posted 1/24/2009 10:34:41 PM | message detail | #429 | filter
Holy hell, you actually got to me >__>
Was not expecting that/10

The only thing I would say is that I don't think I'm particularly concerned with user popularity, but I can see how it might come off that way. I do frequent a lot of user contests.
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Smells like cherries!
ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999
RustyMrMokka | Posted 1/24/2009 10:35:29 PM | message detail | #430 | filter
I think since I've first posted, you may have a better opinion on me =)
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Not going to change this sig until Geno is in another game
Taziano_Boy | Posted 1/24/2009 10:36:30 PM | message detail | #431 | filter
I think since I've first posted, you may have a worse opinion on me =)
RustyMrMokka | Posted 1/24/2009 10:40:40 PM | message detail | #432 | filter
Will you make a second topic to finish your backloggery?
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Not going to change this sig until Geno is in another game
KamikazePotato | Posted 1/24/2009 10:42:02 PM | message detail | #433 | filter
Still 2 pages away from me GAH

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FastFalcon believed in Snake. I didn't.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 3:42:26 PM | message detail | #434 | filter

From: SenpaiDessus | #428
how many users in your backlog, ed? i'm thinking of doing something where i watch an episode of neon genesis evangelion for your reducing your backlog


I am suitably intrigued. Tell me more!
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: [00:26] <pxl> i'd steamboat her willie if you know what i mean
SenpaiDessus | Posted 1/26/2009 3:44:26 PM | message detail | #435 | filter
i've got 24 and a half eps of nge to cover

you've got god-knows-how-many users in your backlog

i say we cut into them proportionally tbqh
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Gandhi loved you, and look what happened to Gandhi.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 3:46:53 PM | message detail | #436 | filter
I like this agreement. Everybody benefits!

(except you if you hate eva)

Want me to count how many users I have left, or should we just set a guesstimate, like "for every ten users I write about you'll watch one episode"?
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
RustyMrMokka | Posted 1/26/2009 3:48:15 PM | message detail | #437 | filter
Count the users
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Not going to change this sig until Geno is in another game
SenpaiDessus | Posted 1/26/2009 3:48:51 PM | message detail | #438 | filter
there's no way you've got 250 - closer to 100 or less, i'm guessing!

i was thinking 3 users to an episode, with a stipulation that i reserve the right to watch no more than 4 a day
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Gandhi loved you, and look what happened to Gandhi.
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 3:51:14 PM | message detail | #439 | filter
That works for me!
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid. -MoogleKupo141
RustyMrMokka | Posted 1/26/2009 3:52:46 PM | message detail | #440 | filter
what do you mean, "an episode"?
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Not going to change this sig until Geno is in another game
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 3:55:14 PM | message detail | #441 | filter
BlueNew
- My devoted fan. You read and bump my CYOA, and you've stuck with it intensely despite... not reading the archives. That confuses me, and I'm not sure how you can enjoy the story without properly comprehending what's going on, but hey, you're the boss!
- You seem like an average Internet user. You use terms like "TC" (which I'd never even heard until the 2007 Summer Contest), you apologize for double-posting, etc. Odds are you have multiple homes across the vast expanse of 'netdom, ones with more "traditional" social norms than we have on B8.
- I rarely ever see you post outside of topics I've created (though maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places). Where else do you frequent?
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This was KING BELLIS LOL AND I HAVE A CYOA YOU SHOULD READ
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=45420715
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 4:01:01 PM | message detail | #442 | filter
War
- Most of your social interactions are difficult for me to follow because they largely consist of in-jokes I'm not privy to. I mean, your alts are basically all running gags between you and a select group of other users ("ExThasEx," "OrtonIsABagon"). You also have some weird, quasi-homoerotic relationship with The Dealer, a user I only ever see posting about you.
- You really like running gags, so much so that I constantly see you reference things that happened years ago that few people would get, be they references to Mercs I, Most Powerful Contests, or whatever. It's like you're incapable of making a post without it being some snarky throwback to times gone by.
- That said, you can be somewhat amusing when doing this, but sometimes I wonder if that's all there is to you. What are your dreams, your passions, your aspirations? What makes you tick? These are things I wonder when I can't sleep at night.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: i'll lose to FASTFALCON on my own time
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 4:03:33 PM | message detail | #443 | filter
FAHtastic
- There are, like, three things I know about you: you have a cutting wit that rarely ever gets excised nowadays, you had a long-running topic about your... high school? adventures, and AT used to call you "FAHFrenchy" for reasons that escape me. I don't think we've ever interacted beyond the confines of "post here and I'll talk about you" shenanigans.
- You seem like you'd be a decent writer. You should consider joining the last week of my writing contest - at the very least, there's criticism you can spark your jagged teeth on.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 4:07:14 PM | message detail | #444 | filter
Another random thought I've had: I'm reading over the initial writeups and they're not that hot. When I get rid of this backlog I might just redo them until they're all OF BORGNINE QUALITY.

By the by SD, if I exceed twelve users per day, don't feel like you have to watch more than four eps - they can just carry over until the next day. Or would you prefer I do three users, wait for the episode, then repeat?
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
SenpaiDessus | Posted 1/26/2009 4:08:55 PM | message detail | #445 | filter
don't wait. i'm gonna be slow as hell. i'll catch up!
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Gandhi loved you, and look what happened to Gandhi.
yazzy14 | Posted 1/26/2009 4:12:15 PM | message detail | #446 | filter
Ed on a roll Bellis is on a roll here.
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Retaliation. Tit for tit.
-Dwight
Masato_Tanaka | Posted 1/26/2009 4:19:40 PM | message detail | #447 | filter
whaddup bellis

(Doesn't know if you've done me yet or not)
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The Straight Up G
The Palace of Wisdom Hardcore Legend and Board 8er Masa/Hiko
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 4:40:18 PM | message detail | #448 | filter
Shoenin_Kakashi
- You play Mafia, you like anime. These interests hilariously coincided when you were Shinji Ikari in Anime Mafia. At least I think you were; I remember you expressing disgust at the role at any rate. Did I tell you Shinji's my favorite fictional character?
- You seem to drift around a good bit, not really getting full-on involved on any one thing but rather picking little bits and pieces of various things. The sole exceptions to this are probably anime and fighting games.
- I also remember you making a topic about your supposedly abysmal personal hygiene, though I could be confusing you with someone else. >_>
- Overall, you're more a follower than a leader, someone who'd rather roll with the punches than actively decide the outcome of something. I wonder if this translates into your real life as well.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: if it isn't my old nemesis, a truck
sephsblade | Posted 1/26/2009 4:42:42 PM | message detail | #449 | filter
What

He's not even better than the penguin!

But then, who is? (according to nature, whales)
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"(...)therefore when my doctor wants to give me a vaccination I should HADOKEN him (also something I observed)"- meisnewbie on science
Ed Bellis (tc) | Posted 1/26/2009 4:47:14 PM | message detail | #450 | filter
Zachnorn
this should be fun
- Let me preface this by saying I've never had a personal problem with you. I suspect this is because I've never said anything bad about you. >_>
- I'm glad that you've sort of faded into the background of Board 8 life a bit. Being in the forefront was something you never really handled well, what with the spotlight on fifty million "overrated" topics, endless unnecessary bumping, and poor argumentative skills. Now that you've calmed down a bit, you can relax a little more and enjoy the board for what it is, which is good.
- I had - and still have, though I probably don't need to any more - several of your alts on my Ignore List, in large part because they were responsible for a number of stupid and incendiary topics that you tried to pretend were innocent inquiries or some gibberish. Contrary to what others think and say, I know you're not an idiot, and any trolling you do you undertake with full knowledge of the situation. That said, I don't think you really do that any more.
- Like I said, I've never had any issues with you, and I think you suffer from a somewhat unfair stigma that comes with being socially inept, even among a board of socially inept people. You're in college now, right? That might account for your mellowing out on the board, and it definitely should account for some social improvement.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
ed status: Maybe the chef was Darkseid. You don't mess with Darkseid. -MoogleKupo141