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So, should I come out of the closet yet?
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:18:12 PM | message detail | #001 |
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Ok, I think things have gotten slightly out of hand. My roommate takes me completely for granted, leaving piles f dirty dishes around, and then complaining that I haven't done them for him. Householdy things of that nature. So, I decided to teach him a lesson...sort of. I left a note on my bedroom door, like I always do when I go out, just to be courteous, stating "Later, Andy. Maybe i'll come back someday." Then...I got in the closet. Literally. I've got a quilt layed out on the floor of the closet to make it a little more comfortable, and I store things that I use for entertainment in the pockets of one of the jackets hanging above me. Plus, I've got my laptop and wi-fi internet. Contact in a Nintendo DS keeps me entertained, as does Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series on a video iPod. So...yeah. I've been in here for 36 or 37 hours now. I sprint to the bathroom whenever he goes out for a few minutes, and I survive nutritionally on bottles of water I grabbed from our fridge. So, since he doesn't know i'm home, he doesn't bother closing his door or hushing his voice when he's on the phone. He has some...interesting conversations. Notably, I've learned that he's not worried i'm missing for my safety - rather, he's worried I won't be here to pay my half of the monthly rent. Think i've tormented him enough? (If at ALL, from what it sounds like.) So, is it time for me to come out of the closet and "come home" yet? [P.S. Yes, I realize what the topic title implies. Thank you.] --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| cade | Posted 10/25/2006 4:19:23 PM | message detail | #002 |
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No --- Zone of the Enders 3 has been announced for PS3!! And if you don't like that I got 3 words for ya |
| Zylo the wolf | Posted 10/25/2006 4:20:09 PM | message detail | #003 |
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=q2ShMEB6ABg --- Supporter of Ryu. |
| janembaman | Posted 10/25/2006 4:20:15 PM | message detail | #004 |
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XD --- laff |
| adamjaxe | Posted 10/25/2006 4:20:37 PM | message detail | #005 |
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I expected R Kelly videos.... You should keep doing it from time to time, and use the information you've gathered to get him to do stuff for you. --- Xbox 360 Is Fixed ^_^ Pro Evo 6 out Friday! Away Friday - Sunday... |
| Xbyte | Posted 10/25/2006 4:20:58 PM | message detail | #006 |
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Tom Cruise. --- FEVER. PRESCRIPTION. COWBELL. |
| starcow | Posted 10/25/2006 4:21:55 PM | message detail | #007 |
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Have you eaten at all? --- The card game's thesis will soon be set in defense mode with surging, hot life points if you activate a trap card. |
| yazzy14 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:22:04 PM | message detail | #008 |
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Wait another day or two --- Playing: Tiger Woods PGA Tour '06, Shining Force 2 Watching: Scrubs - Season 3, Futurama - Season 2 |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:25:01 PM | message detail | #009 |
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I grabbed some corn chips last night when he took the trash out. Besides that - just water for me. Normally, i'd only bother to stay in hiding when he's HOME. Lucky me! He's been staying home from school and work because he's not feeling well, and I don't think he's gonna be going in tomorrow, either. I hear he's going out to dinner with his boyfriend tonight, though. So, i'll get some "time off" then, at least. Hopefully they're going to eat fairly early. ... I'm getting cramped. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Kegger9 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:27:02 PM | message detail | #010 |
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R Kelly's in the closet... with John Travolta... R Kelly likes it in the closet..... --- what ever i always new bruce wayne was batman anyway - ertyu Phoenix Wright will be a little weaker then King of All Cosmos. Just a little. |
| relientkrocks | Posted 10/25/2006 4:27:09 PM | message detail | #011 |
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Wow. Just...wow. --- "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it." - Charles Schulz |
| kevthebev | Posted 10/25/2006 4:29:27 PM | message detail | #012 |
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cum on his bed --- Xbox Live gamertag: Emperor Bohe http://www.myspace.com/emperorbohe |
| leadrboardsteve | Posted 10/25/2006 4:29:49 PM | message detail | #013 |
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Oh, he's gay? That adds a whole new level of comedy to your "coming out of the closet" business. --- Before you say something sucks, stop to consider whether it actually sucks, or is merely outside of your taste. |
| alpha door | Posted 10/25/2006 4:29:58 PM | message detail | #014 |
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He hasn't opened the closet yet? --- Official Chrono Trigger Fan (I. Want. Spore. Now.) Nominate Marina Liteyears for SC2k7!! |
| Garquille14 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:29:59 PM | message detail | #015 |
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Not yet. I think you may need to stay there for a few more months so he
goes into debt trying to afford your half of the rent o_O --- A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.- Edgar Allen Poe Sotc TA/Trick guide-80% done |
| dragoontheguy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:30:15 PM | message detail | #016 |
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Don't you have work or school or anything to go to? --- When D... I'd be able to finish this sig if Z1mZum didn't own me so hard in the guru contest. Congrats on your victory! |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:32:44 PM | message detail | #017 |
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Nope. No school until spring semester, and I just moved here a few weeks ago, and don't have a job yet. And no, he has no reason to open the closet i'm in. I'm in my own bedroom. We have our own rooms. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| AfroSquirrel | Posted 10/25/2006 4:34:52 PM | message detail | #018 |
| Start moving his stuff when he's out, leaving creepy notes, etc. |
| Heroic Mass Carrier | Posted 10/25/2006 4:37:23 PM | message detail | #019 |
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Someone needs to write a 20-minute "coming out of the closet"/"trapped
in the closet" parody with apperances by former New Jersey governor,
Lance bass, Eminem, and Johnny McGovern. --- Carrier has arrived. Make sure you vote for Phoenix Wright. *IS Maplejet |
| Minipoooot | Posted 10/25/2006 4:38:34 PM | message detail | #020 |
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Haha, good luck with it man. Nice talking to ya. --- I long to be a hobbit. |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:38:39 PM | message detail | #021 |
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I have the remote to my Media Center desktop, and if I angle it just right, I can control that computer from in here. When he goes out to dinner, i'm gonna make a short movie in Windows Movie Maker that's just big text saying "Hello, Andy. Why are you in my room?" with creepy music. Then, i'll play a random video or something loudly, and he'll come in to turn the volume doen, i'd imagine. Once he's in the room, i'll switch to the "Scare Tactic" video. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Jatt101 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:42:23 PM | message detail | #022 |
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lol... it seems like you are hurting yourself more than your roommate...if thats what you are trying to achieve... |
| Villainous M Bison | Posted 10/25/2006 4:42:30 PM | message detail | #023 |
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I demand you move all the furniture in the first room of the house around while he's out. --- Wouldn't it be scary if Friday the 13th fell on Halloween? - The scholar known as dacb1984 MakeYourChance |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:44:17 PM | message detail | #024 |
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Hmmm... Anyone know how to get a MacBook's built in webcam towork on Stickam? If so, I van broadcast LIVE! ... From the closet! --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| AfroSquirrel | Posted 10/25/2006 4:44:43 PM | message detail | #025 |
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Also, plug his computer into a remote-controlled power strip, so that
you can just press the button on the remote at random intervals during
homework, etc. ...or you can plug his phone into the said power strip... so many options. |
| leadrboardsteve | Posted 10/25/2006 4:44:49 PM | message detail | #026 |
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Start out slower, like leaving some of his things in a slightly
different way then when he left, and slowly build up to a big scare. --- Before you say something sucks, stop to consider whether it actually sucks, or is merely outside of your taste. |
| scavenger127 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:44:53 PM | message detail | #027 |
| wow, thats pretty cool what your doing..if i were you i would go with the scarey thing you are planning but try to get out of the closet and grab more food when he is away...or your going to die lol. |
| Jatt101 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:45:32 PM | message detail | #028 |
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do you share bathrooms? if not go take a dump in his bathroom but don't flush....that will be funny when sees that... |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:47:37 PM | message detail | #029 |
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We share a single bathroom. I've already been doing the "use it and not flush" thing. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Trapmaster01 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:47:42 PM | message detail | #030 |
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Indeed that will be funny XD! --- Below me is my brother who is false about me. Above me is my Brtoher who is true about me. |
| Jatt101 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:49:52 PM | message detail | #031 |
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And he didn't realize this?? maybe you should do something extreme...enough to get his intention but put suspicion on you... |
| Jatt101 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:50:28 PM | message detail | #032 |
| ...but not** put... |
| _TupacShakur_ | Posted 10/25/2006 4:51:36 PM | message detail | #033 |
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So, I decided to teach him a lesson...sort of. I left a note on my
bedroom door, like I always do when I go out, just to be courteous,
stating "Later, Andy. Maybe i'll come back someday." ... XD --- El. Oh. ****ing. El. |
| Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 4:52:00 PM | message detail | #034 |
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Listen to the Squirl with the big hair. When he goes out next, go into his room and start taking things. Small things, of course, but things that he might need (i.e. calculator, pencils, books, tv remote, etc.) Also, try to rig it so you can control his stuff from your room like A.S. suggested. Major laughs... --- "I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage; Insanity Personified "Crikey!" ~ Steve Irwin (R.I.P.); Perfection Personified |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:53:36 PM | message detail | #035 |
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Oh geez... I have to fo to the bathroom REALLY bad. >_< --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Jatt101 | Posted 10/25/2006 4:53:46 PM | message detail | #036 |
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I like tatl's ideas...slowly empty out the fridge... --- You DON't DO it!! |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:55:42 PM | message detail | #037 |
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Emptying the fridge ouldn't do anything to him. He ONLY eats out. I own 99% of the food in the fridge. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 4:59:17 PM | message detail | #038 |
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If my bladder explodes, someone tell my family I love them. Also, someone send my roommate some Febreeze. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Kratos_is_cool | Posted 10/25/2006 5:01:09 PM | message detail | #039 |
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this is so funny i think that you should stay in there for reqasonably another day or two where is your car? do you have one? cuz he might know that your messin around yeah i would totally move around the furniture a just a bit but enough to notice it --- Darth Vader: Lloyd...........I am your father Lloyd: n-n-noooooooooooooooo |
| Trapmaster01 | Posted 10/25/2006 5:01:13 PM | message detail | #040 |
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Izzyzy, just call him, tell him your lost <insertplaceinyourcity>
and tell him to pick you up. Use restroom and call and tell him
nevermind, I found a Gas station. --- Below me is my brother who is false about me. Above me is my Brtoher who is true about me. |
| Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 5:01:25 PM | message detail | #041 |
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After a while, once he starts to notice things disappearing, you have
to do something major. Go and take his TV. Unhook it and move it into
the kitchen on the floor or counter. We'll see how long he stays calm
then. --- "I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage; Insanity Personified "Crikey!" ~ Steve Irwin (R.I.P.); Perfection Personified |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:06:35 PM | message detail | #042 |
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No car, so that's fine. And I can't call him. I left my cell phone on the kitchen counter, and I keep using text2day.com to send it text messages like "Hello, Andy" and "You're not James... Why do you have this phone?" That, and I made sure my text ringtone is REALLY long. ... REALLY long. 6 minutes and 47 seconds long. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:08:15 PM | message detail | #043 |
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Heheh. Just sent a text saying: "I can see my house from here!" --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| X_Dante_X | Posted 10/25/2006 5:12:53 PM | message detail | #044 |
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I want to see this Stickam video. But next time he leave, Mirror an
entire room. Like if everything faces north, make it face south. See if
he notices. --- The Illusion of Gaia > all. If I'm using this sig it means I'm too lazy to get on Firefox |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:15:31 PM | message detail | #045 |
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I'd love to get on Stickam and host a chat live from the closet.
Unfortunately, i'm on a Mac laptop, and it doesn't seem to recognize
the built in webcam. Next time it's safe to come out, i'll grab the
webcam from the desktop, and see if I can get that working. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:17:43 PM | message detail | #046 |
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Oooo! I think he just left! I'll give it a few minutes, then check to see if the coast is clear. I think i'm gonna put all the kitchen chairs on top of the kitchen table. --- {[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]} 2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX |
| vpHigherlove | Posted 10/25/2006 5:18:07 PM | message detail | #047 |
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--- DpObliVion Save yourself contest 2004: 1st place; 2005 2nd place; 2006: 2nd place |
| SoulGrasper | Posted 10/25/2006 5:19:46 PM | message detail | #048 |
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haha this is hilarious. I hope it works. --- R.I.P Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) "CRIKEY!" |
| TorkoalKiller | Posted 10/25/2006 5:24:52 PM | message detail | #049 |
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This topic is very entertaining. --- *Heroic Palmer* |
| Ness26 | Posted 10/25/2006 5:29:01 PM | message detail | #050 |
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XD. Really, great idea. --- Best. Board/Card Game. Ever Contest: http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=171196 |
