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So, should I come out of the closet yet?

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Chaos399 | Posted 10/25/2006 5:29:35 PM | message detail | #051
This reminds me of something I did to my brother when i was like 7. Pure gold.
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catldr24 | Posted 10/25/2006 5:31:11 PM | message detail | #052
*tag* And good luck.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:31:33 PM | message detail | #053
Ok, the laptops going down for a bit. I have to recharge it, and a powercord going under the closet door isn't exactly stealthy.

Keep the topic alive, and i'l work on Stickam!
Back in about an hour!
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 5:33:47 PM | message detail | #054
LLLLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

The topic must live!
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GuiGaWaruiYo | Posted 10/25/2006 5:34:37 PM | message detail | #055
A+++ topic would read again

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lol ff
Bokonon_Lives | Posted 10/25/2006 5:40:11 PM | message detail | #056
hmmm.... tag
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UberSsjNaruto | Posted 10/25/2006 5:41:09 PM | message detail | #057
This is amazing dude! tag'd
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Shaduln | Posted 10/25/2006 5:47:09 PM | message detail | #058
<3 this topic, this idea, and topic creator.
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leviathan1321 | Posted 10/25/2006 5:51:13 PM | message detail | #059
tag. i can't wait to hear what happens:)
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 5:57:23 PM | message detail | #060
I have signifigantly upgraded my "living space."

I managed to run teh laptops power cord into the closet in a way that you'd never know unless you KNEW it was there. I've gathered some food, and stored it in a coat above me. Refilled some of the water bottles with favorite sodas, and grabbed the webcam from the desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the Mac is recognizing it.

Oh well. I'll keep at it. I've got nothing but time, right?
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CrimsonOcean | Posted 10/25/2006 5:57:34 PM | message detail | #061
Tag, this is hilarious.
kyujo | Posted 10/25/2006 6:00:01 PM | message detail | #062
tag

How about those chairs?
Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:00:44 PM | message detail | #063
tagged, i'm loving this.

but just to clarify, are you a guy or a girl?
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Chamek | Posted 10/25/2006 6:03:35 PM | message detail | #064
Taggage.
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Cybat | Posted 10/25/2006 6:03:36 PM | message detail | #065
so what happens when he gets too lazy to do laundry and decides to steal your clothes from your closet?

P.S. tag
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Yerond | Posted 10/25/2006 6:03:44 PM | message detail | #066
He's both.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:04:47 PM | message detail | #067
I'm a guy. Haha.

Oh, and with the kitchen chairs, I decided not to put them on top of the table, beause the table scratches easily, and i'm in this to psychologically abuse an innocent, not damage property! So, Instead, I placed them in a semi circle around the inside of the front door, making a sort of fence that you have to climb over once you enter the apartment.

Oh! He's opening the front door as I type this, it sounds like!

Next plan: Taking yellow irthday streamers I planned to decorate his room with for his birthday with, writing "Police Line - Do No Cross" all over it, and stringing it across his doorway in a criss crossing pattern.

Hmmm... Guess he's not home. I guess someone just had the wrong apartment or something. Darn.
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GuiGaWaruiYo | Posted 10/25/2006 6:05:54 PM | message detail | #068
IT'S A TRAP!!!

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lol ff
earth angel | Posted 10/25/2006 6:06:42 PM | message detail | #069
Best. Idea. Ever. ...Just make sure you eat.
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trannyscience | Posted 10/25/2006 6:08:20 PM | message detail | #070
good show. you're an idiot for doing this, and that's not really a bad thing.
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 6:08:24 PM | message detail | #071
Next plan: Taking yellow irthday streamers I planned to decorate his room with for his birthday with, writing "Police Line - Do No Cross" all over it, and stringing it across his doorway in a criss crossing pattern.

Nice...

To help you expand upon this idea, you could find a recording of some police officers from COPS and run it in a loop in his room with the door closed.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:08:41 PM | message detail | #072
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.

Yep. Way too much time on my hands.
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quicksilvver | Posted 10/25/2006 6:09:27 PM | message detail | #073
Haha nice topic man. May I suggest possibly leaving a note saying you got kidnapped and that they're coming for him next? Then let us know of his reaction.
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Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:09:35 PM | message detail | #074
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Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:10:18 PM | message detail | #075
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.


dude, if i were him i would be SO scared if i came home to find that...
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:10:44 PM | message detail | #076
I'd do that ransom note idea, but I don't have a printer to print it off on, and he knows my handwriting. I'm also WAAAAY too lazy to do the "cutting letters out of a newspaper/magazine" thing.
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trannyscience | Posted 10/25/2006 6:11:08 PM | message detail | #077
nah, what you need to do is to just change itty bitty things - hide a remote, unplug his keyboard, stupid things like that. then he'll start to really get confused.
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Shaduln | Posted 10/25/2006 6:12:15 PM | message detail | #078
I like the idea of mirroring a room...
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AfroSquirrel | Posted 10/25/2006 6:12:26 PM | message detail | #079
Buy some stage blood from a Halloween store, and spread it on the TV screen, so that you have a bleeding TV playing only static...
trannyscience | Posted 10/25/2006 6:12:38 PM | message detail | #080
oh, and if he leaves his phone around, change his ringtone.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:13:14 PM | message detail | #081
I'm drawing the line at actually going into his bedroom.

I don't wanna do anything to upset him with his property, as we've, er... already had an incident where I was using his computer and he came home from work early and chaught me. Nothing pornographic, mind you. His boyfriend asked me to find out if he was cheating on him, and as such, I was reading through his logged instant message conversatons.
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Elvenpath | Posted 10/25/2006 6:13:24 PM | message detail | #082
Mental.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:14:00 PM | message detail | #083
Love the mirroring a room idea, but we have furnature that took 3 people to move, so I can't do it.
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AfroSquirrel | Posted 10/25/2006 6:14:17 PM | message detail | #084
So he's not straight? Hmmmm.....
leviathan1321 | Posted 10/25/2006 6:17:51 PM | message detail | #085
just do poltergeist stuff
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catldr24 | Posted 10/25/2006 6:18:05 PM | message detail | #086
If you can't mirror a room, glue something down.
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 6:18:06 PM | message detail | #087
Keep your ears peeled for the sound of chairs moving. When he gets home, if he isn't paying attention, he'll trip right over them all...

Major laughs.
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GuiGaWaruiYo | Posted 10/25/2006 6:18:37 PM | message detail | #088
Since you haven't clarified; are you gay too?

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lol ff
AfroSquirrel | Posted 10/25/2006 6:18:40 PM | message detail | #089
Tripwire is another good idea.
Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:18:50 PM | message detail | #090
yeah, be sure to tell us what happens when he comes home tonight.
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 6:19:10 PM | message detail | #091
If you can't mirror a room, glue something down.

Coat the bottom of the TV remote with honey.
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Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:21:27 PM | message detail | #092
you should only do really subtle things because if you do something too drastic, he will probably end up searching the whole place for someone, including your room.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:23:24 PM | message detail | #093
Hmmm... not gonn coat the TV remote with honey, since that'd be hard to clean later.

HOWEVER! You HAVE inspired a new addition to my "Poltergiest List" for the NEXT time he goes out.

(Don't wanna do everything in one go, of course.)

I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 6:24:38 PM | message detail | #094
^ ROFL!!

YES!
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pxlated | Posted 10/25/2006 6:25:43 PM | message detail | #095
XD That's made of so much win.
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Jams | Posted 10/25/2006 6:26:10 PM | message detail | #096
I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.


that seems like a sure fire way to get caught to me...
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Tatl | Posted 10/25/2006 6:26:12 PM | message detail | #097
And, Honey isn't as hard to clean as you might think. Just get a towel and get one end wet with warm water. Comes right off.
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Villainous M Bison | Posted 10/25/2006 6:27:36 PM | message detail | #098
If there are any pictures in the apartment, use that sticky stuff and cut little black rectangles out of paper or something and give them Hitler staches.

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catldr24 | Posted 10/25/2006 6:27:57 PM | message detail | #099
I totally won that round.
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Izzyzy | Posted 10/25/2006 6:28:09 PM | message detail | #100
Reason number 2 not to do honey:

I don't want to attract ants.
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