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Luster Soldier: EXPOSED. An Icehawk production.

Dauntless Hunter | Posted 4/9/2007 12:01:28 PM | message detail | #301
I kinda hope Luster does succeed in marrying some GFAQer and having a kid. Can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue AFTER the kid was born? I can think of any number of scenarios, my favorite being the site shutting down sometime in the kid's youth. I can honestly imagine Luster abandoning his family if that were to happen. After all, what does he need them for if he can't breed the ultimate moderator anymore?
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Steiner Shocker | Posted 4/9/2007 12:03:10 PM | message detail | #302
I'd laugh if the kid got IP banned and Luster could no longer use GameFAQs. He'd probably throw the poor kid out the window
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Dauntless Hunter | Posted 4/9/2007 12:09:00 PM | message detail | #303
I doubt it, I think Luster would go as far as moving cross-country to escape an IP ban.
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wavedash101 | Posted 4/9/2007 12:16:46 PM | message detail | #304
lol topic gets better and better
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Phantasy Zero | Posted 4/9/2007 12:17:50 PM | message detail | #305
I doubt it, I think Luster would go as far as moving cross-country to escape an IP ban.

That said, I wonder why Luster hasn't started out fresh already in an attempt to become a whoamg moderator himself one day. :O
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Alanna82 | Posted 4/9/2007 12:18:38 PM | message detail | #306
ROFLMAO

and I have a closed list, so there is no way I can be the "5th female"

Wow this makes what happened 3 years ago with me and Semi look tame :P
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Dauntless Hunter | Posted 4/9/2007 12:20:49 PM | message detail | #307
Well he is only a HS senior, that's probably his plan B which he'll enact if necessary once he can support himself.

Though I bet he could now if he tried. Mountain Dew endorsement money would be pouring in if THE CHUGGERNAUT did some ads.
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I_R_Roffles | Posted 4/9/2007 12:24:47 PM | message detail | #308
And then I wonder who these various characters mentioned are.
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Redtooth | Posted 4/9/2007 12:24:51 PM | message detail | #309
*/wonders if Bishop street is real*

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Ghostman | Posted 4/9/2007 12:28:56 PM | message detail | #310
I will have a discussion with pikaness about having her move to the United States

O_O

There is a new way for USA citizens wannabe to enter that country, make a GameFAQs account and parade around Luster.

*shivers*
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Metaknight26 | Posted 4/9/2007 12:30:07 PM | message detail | #311
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6066/unalustertl8.jpg
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Xboxlover2 | Posted 4/9/2007 12:31:47 PM | message detail | #312
XD @ Meta
XD @ topic
XD @ everything
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wavedash101 | Posted 4/9/2007 12:37:57 PM | message detail | #313
XD Meta
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__Smurf__ | Posted 4/9/2007 12:39:36 PM | message detail | #314
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6066/unalustertl8.jpg

XFD
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TheCamelDS | Posted 4/9/2007 1:01:25 PM | message detail | #315
sweet god...
I just spent the last 20 minutes reading every last thing in this topic.
Gold. Pure ****ing Gold.
I think Luster would go as far as moving cross-country to escape an IP ban. <-- XFD
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Penguinman2005 | Posted 4/9/2007 1:01:31 PM | message detail | #316
XD @ Meta. This topic Rocks...XD
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Lady Ashe | Posted 4/9/2007 1:02:36 PM | message detail | #317
Yeah, HM gave this topic that whole MGS2 feel. ^5 HM for excellent taste in MGS games!
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Nova666 | Posted 4/9/2007 1:22:02 PM | message detail | #318
*reads convs*

this guy are sick
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SwordMaster12 | Posted 4/9/2007 1:29:03 PM | message detail | #319
Everyone, we should hook Luster up with the WOW Prostitute- http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=8&topic=34624952

All we need is 5000 gold and perhaps Luster will get some action. This is bound to work because these are two desperate people that were made for each other in order to make the ultimate mod baby!
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 1:39:06 PM | message detail | #320
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Super Destroy | Posted 4/9/2007 1:41:12 PM | message detail | #321
What the hell, rapidshare sux.
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 1:43:02 PM | message detail | #322
Dont care >_>.

BTW formatting for part 1 sucks, but oh well.
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DreamerForever | Posted 4/9/2007 1:44:47 PM | message detail | #323
This. Is. Why. I. Go. To. GameFAQS

XFMD
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Mikeaspike4 | Posted 4/9/2007 1:58:29 PM | message detail | #324
>_>
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LordofChaosBass | Posted 4/9/2007 1:59:11 PM | message detail | #325
Wait, so he's pretty much internet stalking her/him?

That's really creepy. Like pedophile creepy.

Wait, scratch that.

It's Brian Pepper's creepy.
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__Smurf__ | Posted 4/9/2007 2:01:31 PM | message detail | #326
I'm copywriting those two scripts. Quality storylines like that don't come along every day!
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Steiner Shocker | Posted 4/9/2007 2:05:43 PM | message detail | #327
gj icehawk putting up uneditted scripts including pika's town ho ho
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SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 2:07:18 PM | message detail | #328
yeah, totally deleting that one. Going to have to edit some of the information out to repost it, sorry.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 4/9/2007 2:09:00 PM | message detail | #329
Wait a second, Canadaland isn't a realy city in Canada!

I've been had !!
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DreamerForever | Posted 4/9/2007 2:09:45 PM | message detail | #330
Someone should post this on his boards >_>
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 2:11:26 PM | message detail | #331
Oops >_>.
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CrimsonOcean | Posted 4/9/2007 2:14:27 PM | message detail | #332
This topic gets crazier by the second >__>
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GammA07 | Posted 4/9/2007 2:15:42 PM | message detail | #333
BTW, from teh first post, what are "icehawk" things? >_>
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cassiescience | Posted 4/9/2007 2:16:17 PM | message detail | #334
After reading only the first few posts..Am I not good enough to be stalked? GOD, LUSTER.
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SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 2:16:51 PM | message detail | #335
I point attention to the sig before the request is taken seriously!
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 2:19:13 PM | message detail | #336
After reading only the first few posts..Am I not good enough to be stalked? GOD, LUSTER.

In the full script, I try (desperately) to find out the 5th candidate. You were like, my 1st guess! >_>.
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 2:19:30 PM | message detail | #337
Oh and in return I got a definite no, despite me telling him how girly you are :\.
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-LusterSoldier- | Posted 4/9/2007 2:24:26 PM | message detail | #338
and you think AGE is his main concern?

Correct, I do take age seriously here.

I think Luster would go as far as moving cross-country to escape an IP ban.

Proxies can be used to escape an IP ban.
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SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 2:26:18 PM | message detail | #339
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SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 2:27:34 PM | message detail | #340
not when you don't know how to use them, lollerskates. You and kingy having 'busted' into trcs account was by no means a secret, hence its quick departure from various boards. Or your secret accounts to fill out mod apps with... those didn't work too well. Or the fake happy easter account set you got exposed on at the ffixsb or.. need I go on?
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mantastorm | Posted 4/9/2007 2:28:03 PM | message detail | #341
YOU CAN'T BE SUSPENDED JOHNNY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

Internet won.
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Not Dave | Posted 4/9/2007 2:28:58 PM | message detail | #342
Luster, do you seriously not realize how ****ing creepy you're coming across as?

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DreamerForever | Posted 4/9/2007 2:29:07 PM | message detail | #343
SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 11:27:34 AM | message detail
not when you don't know how to use them, lollerskates. You and kingy having 'busted' into trcs account was by no means a secret, hence its quick departure from various boards. Or your secret accounts to fill out mod apps with... those didn't work too well. Or the fake happy easter account set you got exposed on at the ffixsb or.. need I go on?


Yes
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 2:30:35 PM | message detail | #344
not when you don't know how to use them, lollerskates. You and kingy having 'busted' into trcs account was by no means a secret, hence its quick departure from various boards. Or your secret accounts to fill out mod apps with... those didn't work too well. Or the fake happy easter account set you got exposed on at the ffixsb or.. need I go on?

Yes
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gravija | Posted 4/9/2007 2:31:23 PM | message detail | #345
This topic needs more Gregory Helms:

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pikaness | Posted 4/9/2007 2:31:48 PM | message detail | #346
*turns head to the left*
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Pyrostormer | Posted 4/9/2007 2:33:11 PM | message detail | #347
Wow. Just...wow.
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GoldenTyranitar | Posted 4/9/2007 2:33:12 PM | message detail | #348
So, after LusterSoldier, who is the user with the second AMP (on average)? Really, he's been going about this the wrong way. Regular users should not have even been considered. He should have gone for the female user with the highest AMP count. Or, dare I say it, straight for Bethany M. THAT would have been the ultimate GameFAQs child. He or she could have been trained by the Admins themselves! Like Kratos! The child could have become the new God of GameFAQs!
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Icehawk | Posted 4/9/2007 2:33:13 PM | message detail | #349
Someone photoshop NEO!!!!
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SineNomine | Posted 4/9/2007 2:34:04 PM | message detail | #350
er, addendum, it was a valentine's day account, not easter. damn this yummy easter candy I'm still eating <_<
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