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I rank every Phoenix Wright character, with small writeups. (uh spoilers)

KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:10:54 AM | message detail | #101
adrian > engarde is fail oh god big fail god damnit
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:10:58 AM | message detail | #102
AUGH SO CLOSE TO THE TOP 10
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SSBM_Guy | Posted 11/18/2007 2:11:24 AM | message detail | #103
adrian > engarde is fail oh god big fail god damnit
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Naye745 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:11:39 AM | message detail | #104
i kind of like 3-2 adrian, given that with ZVARRI LOL atmey and the delites, i kind of wanted someone who wasn't stupid
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RayDyn | Posted 11/18/2007 2:11:54 AM | message detail | #105
From transience
11. Adrian Andrews

- no quirks, no gimmicks. well, I guess the glasses is kind of a gimmick, but that's awesome so shut up
- Adrian's just a fascinating character, probably the deepest witness there is thanks to the whole love triangle thing. the way she looks like she's about to break when you're going after her when you know she's innocent is just amazing. 2-4 really knows how to turn you emotionally, and Adrian's the main reason.
- STOP IT FUNK
- I thought her 3-2 role sucked. it just.. wasn't her, and she should have been in jail anyway. that's where she belongs after what she did, awesome character or not. she should never have been brought back given that you could never re-create that relationship with Engarde/Corrida.


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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:12:02 AM | message detail | #106
kleenex is such a franboy

go look at franxadrian material, im funk if you need some he's got about three gigs
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:12:30 AM | message detail | #107
man I pick on Funk too much
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Naye745 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:12:33 AM | message detail | #108
revised predix:
edgey > phoenix > gumshoe > von karma > dahlia > godot > mia > maya > judge > gant
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:12:56 AM | message detail | #109
actually predicting Godot @ #10 right now
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:13:48 AM | message detail | #110
edgey > phoenix > gumshoe > von karma > dahlia > godot > maya > judge > mia > gant
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:13:49 AM | message detail | #111
Anyway, let's see if I can still predict your game-related lists like a pro.

1. Phoenix
2. Edgeworth
3. Gumshoe
4. Maya
5. Dahlia
6. Judge
7. Mia
8. von Karma
9. Godot
10. Gant
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Cybat | Posted 11/18/2007 2:15:13 AM | message detail | #112
XD these are awesome
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:16:01 AM | message detail | #113
completely random predictions because i suck at predicting stuff like this aww yeah

1. Phoenix
2. Edgeworth
3. Von Karma
4. Gumshow
5. Maya
6. Mia
7. Dahlia
8. Gant
9. Judge
10. Godot
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:16:35 AM | message detail | #114
10. Maya Fey

- at first, I didn't like this girl. she's childish and irritating (and her endless energy doesn't help matters), and just.. argh.
- but as time goes on, I like her more and more, and now when I go back and play old cases I like her more then too. she used to be probably around 35-40 for me, but she's shot up a lot since PW3 came out. I think they just write her better - I really enjoyed her role in 3-3, she was just fun.
- best moment: her outburst after the guilty verdict in 1-4 that gets Lotta to change her testimony
- I don't really like how they wrote her in 3-5. three games of hype about her mother and then she just kinda sits there in shock, defending Godot to his death. not very Maya-like, I think she'd be more likely to absolutely flip. I didn't really mind *that* much, it just seemed out of character. but yeah, I like Maya a good amount now.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:17:02 AM | message detail | #115
oh man what is wrong with you
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Halberd | Posted 11/18/2007 2:17:30 AM | message detail | #116
Gant > Maya

"awww yeah"
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:17:40 AM | message detail | #117
you forgot to mention that she should have died and that "stop it andy"
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Naye745 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:18:07 AM | message detail | #118
i kind of like maya just because she's a little dumb but in a nice way. but her 3-5 character at the end made no sense to me. that whole ending was just...grah. not nearly as good as everyone tells you it is :(
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:18:54 AM | message detail | #119
I don't really see the problem with her in 3-5 to be quite honest...
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SSBM_Guy | Posted 11/18/2007 2:18:55 AM | message detail | #120
Yeah, Case 3-5 Maya was really weird and out of character for her.
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:19:39 AM | message detail | #121
9. Judge

- this guy is absolutely nothing special, but he pretty much makes the PWverse. he's just the perfect guy to sit over the trials.
- he's slow and clueless, he says dumb things to make the lawyers look smarter than they are, and the way he runs a trial is always fun.
- he can be funny, but usually it's at his own expense, but that's why everyone loves him
- now if only he'd learn what 'reasonable doubt' is so we could get these trials over without having to get the murderer to confess
- but that'd be no fun
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Heroic Palmer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:19:53 AM | message detail | #122
yeah Maya was awesome.Till she tried to defend Godot grrrr.
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:20:35 AM | message detail | #123
aww yeah got #9
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Heroic Palmer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:20:43 AM | message detail | #124
1-5 Judge is still my fav.

so damn funny.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:20:48 AM | message detail | #125
man i totally fail at these things now

uhh...QUICK REWRITE

1. Phoenix
2. Edgeworth
3. Gumshoe
4. Mia
5. Dahlia
6. von Karma
7. Godot
8. Gant
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:21:34 AM | message detail | #126
ha ha kleenex finally failing at predicting my lists
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:22:42 AM | message detail | #127
slightly altered random predictions aww yeah

1. Phoenix
2. Edgeworth
3. Von Karma
4. Gumshow
5. Dahlia
6. Mia
7. Gant
8. Godot
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:24:10 AM | message detail | #128
you guys should really just cut your losses and run.

and tranny should really just let me go to sleep 'augh'
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Dorobou | Posted 11/18/2007 2:28:03 AM | message detail | #129
man I pick on Funk too much

It's not like he doesn't bring it on himself.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:28:03 AM | message detail | #130
this is taking a long time it's probably godot now
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:28:07 AM | message detail | #131
8. Godot

- this guy just leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth
- LOL INSERT COFFEE METAPHOR XDXD THIS GUY IS DEEP COFEEE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
- I pretty much described Godot there - he says a bunch of pseudo-intelligent crap, occasionally points out a contradiction and then goes back to sipping his coffee.
- he's definitely the worst prosecutor. present that bottle at the end of 3-3 against Franziska and she'd whip you before you even got the word "objection" out of your mouth. Edgeworth would belittle you with style. Godot's like "well, whatever. I don't care. let's see what happens." I've heard some people describe him as a guy that cares more about getting a proper verdict than running a good case, but that's just BS.
- my other problem with him is that he's basically one big plot twist. his entire existence is nothing more than a set-up for 3-5. Edgeworth feels like the cases are written around him -- Godot is basically written for 3-5. I mean, the entire game revolves around poisoning because they have to get more LOL COFFEE crap in.
- but I can't help it -- like Acro, Godot is "cool", and he's got some stellar parts. he's fun to read, he's got a pretty cool theme song, his ending is fairly fantastic as long as you don't think too hard about his motives.
- best moment: 3-3, Tigre. everyone else cowers in fear, Godot stands there and doesn't even blink. Godot's not very "badass" like people want to portray him, but damn, that part impressed me.
- even as a crappy prosecutor that's a walking plot twist, he's still awesome enough to be in the top 10. that's how "cool" Godot is.
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:28:19 AM | message detail | #132
whoa kleenex is a genius
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:28:29 AM | message detail | #133
man i am getting destoyed
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:29:51 AM | message detail | #134
Godot stands there and doesn't even blink.

way to state the obvious
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:30:13 AM | message detail | #135
shut up
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:30:54 AM | message detail | #136
this list also tells me that i need to replay PW1 and PW2 because our tastes usually coincide pretty well with this stuff so i probably forgot how awesome gant and karma are over the past year and a half
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Halberd | Posted 11/18/2007 2:31:25 AM | message detail | #137
kleenex should go swimming
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LordoftheMorons | Posted 11/18/2007 2:31:58 AM | message detail | #138
Oh man
still no Gant
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:32:30 AM | message detail | #139
his theme song still sucks, though
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:33:33 AM | message detail | #140
karma and gant are both lame.

dahlia is the only worthwhile "evil" character.
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Halberd | Posted 11/18/2007 2:33:36 AM | message detail | #141
your theme song sucks

O WATE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE
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transience | Posted 11/18/2007 2:33:42 AM | message detail | #142
7. Damon Gant

- the thing I love about Gant is his poses. I love how he stares you down. I love that huge deranged smile he gives. I love his clap. I love his "AUGHHHHHH" pose, too. totally awesome.
- along with that, it's the absolute fear he instills in you as a witness. usually witnesses lie like hell, but Gant is just flat-out threatening. he goes right after Edgeworth, something no one has done before or since. he threatens Phoenix with taking away his badge and really puts up a brick wall when he stops talking.
- the other thing about him is that he wields such power. this guy is someone to legitimately fear, and he's pretty awesome the whole time you're scared to death.

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Dorobou | Posted 11/18/2007 2:34:14 AM | message detail | #143
fragrance of dark coffee > dreams of the shore

aww yeah
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Halberd | Posted 11/18/2007 2:34:19 AM | message detail | #144
woo
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Naye745 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:34:38 AM | message detail | #145
i never really got into gant as much as engarde, dahlia, or von karma
but he's still awesome
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 11/18/2007 2:34:55 AM | message detail | #146
destoyer has inside information cheater
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Heroic Yuna | Posted 11/18/2007 2:35:22 AM | message detail | #147
From Dorobou Posted 11/18/2007 2:34:14 AM #143
fragrance of dark coffee > dreams of the shore

aww yeah


since when did semi learn how to not have crappy opinions
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:35:56 AM | message detail | #148
not my fault you're bad at predicting unkleenex
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The Destoyer | Posted 11/18/2007 2:39:28 AM | message detail | #149
also i just looked at my predicts and noticed that i put "gumshow"

lol
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ZFS | Posted 11/18/2007 2:39:48 AM | message detail | #150
karma and gant are both lame.

agreed

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