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Semi's Xenosaga 3 playthrough topic of immense suffering and horror. *spoilers*

Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 1:21:15 PM | message detail | #001
Long, long ago... after as few as two and as many as slightly more than two asked me for a list of my favorite video game characters, as everyone else on the board had posted such a list (and said lists were often the subject of my derision, mockery, and hatred). I shrugged and said that it'd have it up within a few weeks.

That was somewhere between two and three years ago. Since then, only one person has seen an bare-bones version of that list, and partystar complained that it had too many old men on it.

But now I am finally ready to begin work the list!

This is but one obstacle in my way:

Xenosada Episode 3: Also Sprach Zarathustra

I have not heard good things about this game (except from stingers, but when does he ever count?), and I refuse to have my list contaminated by XS characters whom I liked in the first two games, only to free-fall into levels of fail and suck previously through to have been impossible. My task is clear: I must endure this "game" in order to properly be able to weed the now-horrible characters from the ones that are still pretty all right.

This topic shall serve as a log of my suffering, and as a chronicle of the final moments of my life should any cutscenes or plot twists prove fatally idiotic.



Actual playing of the game doesn't start until after I find food or something, so... do whatever in the meantime. It's not like anyone is actually going to read this topic, anyway.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 3/8/2007 1:22:25 PM | message detail | #002
There's nothing wrong with XS3 <_<
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Crimson Dragoon | Posted 3/8/2007 1:22:35 PM | message detail | #003
I'll read it. >_>
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MartinFF7 | Posted 3/8/2007 1:23:40 PM | message detail | #004
I have not heard good things about this game

...wtf? It's the best game in the trilogy & stands as one of my favourite games of all time.

Boy, you better be prepared for some real "suffering"... and by suffering I mean excellent gameplay, graphics, and a highly satisfying conclusion to an intricate storyline.

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LiselTestify | Posted 3/8/2007 1:23:54 PM | message detail | #005
I thought it was the second one that was supposed to suck?
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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 1:25:36 PM | message detail | #006
The second one merely random counters that take too damn long. Everything else about it is pretty solid.




And I won't be fooled by the lies of you devils, saying things like "i thought the game was actually good" or "i'd read the topic." You shall not deceive me!
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Fuzzles | Posted 3/8/2007 1:31:06 PM | message detail | #007
The gameplay is the best of the trilogy, that's for sure.
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Drakeryn | Posted 3/8/2007 1:33:23 PM | message detail | #008
I haven't gone near this game, nor do I intend to after some of the things I've heard about the plot.
Nevertheless, *hypes choke scene*

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Drakeryn | Posted 3/8/2007 2:03:57 PM | message detail | #009
Also, try as I might, I can't think of any Xenosaga characters that might be on your list except for Cherenkov (who probably wouldn't be affected by XS3 anyway).

...Well, there's Allen, but Allen is awesome because he fails.

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ZFS | Posted 3/8/2007 9:39:12 PM | message detail | #010
I'll pray that you make it through this without killing yourself.

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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:40:04 PM | message detail | #011
oh man i'm going to read every post in this topic

twice

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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 9:41:11 PM | message detail | #012
Day 1

I checked out the in-game XS1 summary. No mention of Cherenkov! He completely escapes the stigma of XS3, mwa ha ha ha!

Then I actually started the game. After sitting through two cutscenes, and seeing a third one starting, I decided this could wait until tomorrow and turned it off.
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:41:57 PM | message detail | #013
lol baby

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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 9:42:37 PM | message detail | #014
I'm already sleepy enough without dealing with consecutive cutscenes.
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:43:12 PM | message detail | #015
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Jams | Posted 3/8/2007 9:43:32 PM | message detail | #016
XS3 is a great game, the best of the series. You butt face.
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SHINE GET 64 | Posted 3/8/2007 9:44:13 PM | message detail | #017
I still need to play XS3, so I'll avoid this topic! I really want to play it though, but my backlog prevents such things
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:44:21 PM | message detail | #018
Whats Jams A.K.A Awesome said.

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Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 9:44:42 PM | message detail | #019
How dare you.

XS3 is a good game.

>_>
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Ryoko
Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:45:45 PM | message detail | #020
Woo!

Go Ryoko!

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The Destoyer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:45:55 PM | message detail | #021
I'll pray that you make it through this without killing yourself.
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trannyscience | Posted 3/8/2007 9:51:01 PM | message detail | #022
I demand a three-post rant on how bad it is. nobody pulls those off like you.
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Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 9:51:57 PM | message detail | #023
Xenosaga is quite possibly my favorite game >_>
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Ryoko
Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 9:56:07 PM | message detail | #024
Meh. I've lost my touch, recently. I'll see what I can do about said rant when I'm done, but don't get your hopes up.
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Kloggmonkey | Posted 3/8/2007 9:56:44 PM | message detail | #025
From what I've heard, it sounds like Final Fantasy IX mated with Chrono Cross and thus Xenosaga 3 was born.

And that's not good.
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trannyscience | Posted 3/8/2007 9:57:19 PM | message detail | #026
I love Xenosaga 3. doesn't change the fact that I want a three-poster.

hopefully it involves Shion, chaos and a whip.
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 9:57:54 PM | message detail | #027
Man, Ryoko is so awesome.

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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 9:57:55 PM | message detail | #028
*blinks*

Do I even want to ask about the whip?
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ZFS | Posted 3/8/2007 9:58:36 PM | message detail | #029
From what I've heard, it sounds like Final Fantasy IX mated with Chrono Cross and thus Xenosaga 3 was born.

An abortion with legs it is.

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Steiner Shocker | Posted 3/8/2007 9:59:38 PM | message detail | #030
tag for awesome
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 3/8/2007 9:59:45 PM | message detail | #031
FFIX mated with CC could quite possibly be the best idea ever.
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Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 10:00:30 PM | message detail | #032
From what I've heard, it sounds like Final Fantasy IX mated with Chrono Cross and thus Xenosaga 3 was born.

I enjoyed all three of these games.

Bah.
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Ryoko
Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 10:01:14 PM | message detail | #033
From KleenexTissue50
FFIX mated with CC could quite possibly be the best idea ever.
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I CONCUR MY GOOD MAN
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ZFS | Posted 3/8/2007 10:02:20 PM | message detail | #034
FFIX mated with anything is going to produce disastrous results.

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trannyscience | Posted 3/8/2007 10:02:38 PM | message detail | #035
I liked all three as well.

the whip... you'll see. actually, I just made it up.

OR DID I
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 10:02:39 PM | message detail | #036
Man Ryoko just keeps getting better and better

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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 10:03:05 PM | message detail | #037
I bet Kleenex wouldn't like it if the only battle theme was J-E-N-O-V-A...
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Kloggmonkey | Posted 3/8/2007 10:03:28 PM | message detail | #038
FFIX mated with CC could quite possibly be the best idea ever.

What kind of hell did I just wake up in?

... Oh right, this is board 8.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 3/8/2007 10:05:01 PM | message detail | #039
Ryoko appears to be the only sane person in this topic!
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Pyrostormer | Posted 3/8/2007 10:05:24 PM | message detail | #040
;_;

Kleenex just hates me.

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Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 10:05:32 PM | message detail | #041
Oh DNEA you're so silly ^_^
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Ryoko
Latkje | Posted 3/8/2007 10:05:45 PM | message detail | #042
You cannot be sane and like Xenosaga!

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Dorobou | Posted 3/8/2007 10:07:19 PM | message detail | #043
Ugh. I knew this place was a cesspool, but I don't know what's worse tonight: the FF9 love in this topic or the OJ w/pulp hype?
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Latkje | Posted 3/8/2007 10:08:17 PM | message detail | #044
Both are disgusting, but OJ with pulp is as bad as it gets.

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Kloggmonkey | Posted 3/8/2007 10:09:53 PM | message detail | #045
... These heathens hype chunky OJ. The line must be drawn here. Any farther and they might have to listen to me sing.
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Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 10:09:56 PM | message detail | #046
I guess I'm crazy then.

But then again, pulp is gross so I guess I still have some shreds of sanity.
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Ryoko
Shadow_Ryoko | Posted 3/8/2007 10:12:16 PM | message detail | #047
Chunky anything is just ...unnatural.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 3/8/2007 10:13:22 PM | message detail | #048
Chunky peanut butter is awesome <_<
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trannyscience | Posted 3/8/2007 10:13:40 PM | message detail | #049
chunky peanut butter is all kinds of ass.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 3/8/2007 10:13:58 PM | message detail | #050
your face is all kinds of ass
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