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transience's top 25 video game characters with writeups. (what the hell?)

transience | Posted 6/19/2007 12:24:33 AM | message detail | #251
I like thongs.
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xyzzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 12:25:38 AM | message detail | #252
on guys

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transience | Posted 6/19/2007 12:26:37 AM | message detail | #253
pics of you in a thong? my new wallpaper, baby.
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xyzzy
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Lady Ashe | Posted 6/19/2007 12:27:22 AM | message detail | #254
So uh, tranny. What are the odds of Yunie making this list? D:
transience | Posted 6/19/2007 12:27:48 AM | message detail | #255
she's not better than O'aka.
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xyzzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 12:30:59 AM | message detail | #256
hold on let me go take the pic

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transience | Posted 6/19/2007 12:34:48 AM | message detail | #257
make sure to get a tail

if you do this i will cosplay as yuri and show my chest for you
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xyzzy
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transience | Posted 6/19/2007 12:35:00 AM | message detail | #258
augh screw this i'm going to bed
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xyzzy
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transience | Posted 6/19/2007 7:17:56 AM | message detail | #259
i think i scared heroic mario permanently aw yeah
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xyzzy
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Crystal King | Posted 6/19/2007 8:01:20 AM | message detail | #260
This is my kind of list. Phooey on development, hooray for uniqueness!
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"If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego got married, could anyone find their wedding?" - Shivan Reincarnated
Ed Bellis | Posted 6/19/2007 1:01:06 PM | message detail | #261
Samus is badass in that totally superficial way, yeah. Nothing wrong with that! She reminds me a lot of Boba Fett in that regard, although the Star Wars novels have tried to give Fett something of a personality... sort of. >_>
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
transience | Posted 6/19/2007 2:16:08 PM | message detail | #262
#10: Mega Man (duh)

Mega Man is just cool. the way he teleports in and out of stages. the way he jumps with his arms out and his mouth open. the way he jumps down ladders. the way he walks. his awesome slide. the cool title theme in Mega Man 2. everything about Mega Man is just awesome, and then you add all the billion weapons he's collected over the years. sure, most of them suck and are only good for killing one or two bosses in the game. but once in a while he gets a really cool ability. obviously the Metal Blade comes to mind, but all the rush stuff he gets to play with, the quick boomerang is pretty cool, the shadow blade.. I love this little guy. he's probably got a ton more fun weapons in later games, but I just could never get into those. Mega Man just exudes cool.
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xyzzy
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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 5:04:53 PM | message detail | #263
he's popular guys you're supposed to care and insult me and stuff
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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 6:11:09 PM | message detail | #264
mega man more like lame man

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 6:11:40 PM | message detail | #265
GET EQUIPPED WITH

DURANGO BEAM
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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 6:17:46 PM | message detail | #266
check this out fellas

"I expect Samus and Crono on this list. Tranny's all about the noble nine!"

aww yeah

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 6:19:23 PM | message detail | #267
too bad you missed Cloud aw yeah

next up link

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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 6:20:10 PM | message detail | #268
1. sephiroth

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 6:20:33 PM | message detail | #269
pfft, not above kujie wujie
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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 6:21:38 PM | message detail | #270
If that wasn't a hint as to who's next, I don't know what is !!

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Ed Bellis | Posted 6/19/2007 6:22:11 PM | message detail | #271
pfft, not above kujie wujie

Oh my, no.

Sephy's a bottom.
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This was KING BELLIS LOL
trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 6:27:26 PM | message detail | #272
#9 - Phoenix Wright (duh)

Phoenix really isn't all that amazing personality-wise. he stumbles over words sometimes, he often gets circles run around him by Edgeworth in court, he spends a lot of time trying to piece things together while not really "getting it" at all.

but man, it's his attitude that I admire. Phoenix has absolute faith in his clients and believes that he will find the truth even when it's 100% obvious that they're guilty. of course it's a video game so he usually gets his way, but still, that resolve is really admirable. I also love how he takes what is essentially nothing and rides it as far as he can in court. Phoenix's behaviour in court is the definition of grasping at straws, but watching him work is really amazing. he makes for a great protagonist to a fantastic series.

plus, he's always being followed around by immature girls and children, so he always looks good by comparison !! aw yeah case 2-4 where phoenix is more of a babysitter than a lawyer
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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 6:30:12 PM | message detail | #273
Here comes a page worth of 2-4, 3-2, 4-4, 1-2, 3-1, 4-5, 1-444...!

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 6:31:06 PM | message detail | #274
1-4 > 2-4 > 1-5 > 2-2 > 1-3 > 1-2 > 2-3 > 2-1 > 1-1 sup

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zizzy
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RPGuy96 | Posted 6/19/2007 6:33:51 PM | message detail | #275
2-4 > 1-5 > 1-4 > the rest!
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Mustache...and green...
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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 7:36:04 PM | message detail | #276
#8: Albert Simon (Shadow Hearts)

*slight Shadow Hearts spoilers*

if you're going to make a crazy RPG antagonist, take tips from Albert Simon. Simon is the best I've seen in that role.

"eccentric" is probably the best way to descibe Simon. he's a gentleman with a love of top hats and tea.. oh, and destroying the world. Simon's intro scene is awesome - killing people with a wave of his hand, sending Yuri across the room with a blink of his eyes, and then crazy healing after he got his face deformed by Yuri's fist. his "coming out as the main villain" scene - the end of Asia - is absolutely awesome, from him floating around in a bubble to talking about hitting up London for some tea to his "d'oh!". the role he plays throughout the Europe portion of the game is also awesome. I absolutely love the part when Alice - the girl he's been after for most of the game - is alone in Rouen and he shows up just to talk. Simon is just amazing at that stuff. SH's awesome dark atmosphere owes a lot to Simon.

but the best thing about Simon is his relationship with Yuri. he's got a bit of a rivalry thing going on, and his end speech "no hard feelings, eh?" is fantastic. anytime Simon is on-screen, Good Things happen. that's the mark of a top-notch villain.

oh, and they totally ruined everything about him in SH2, but it's easy to pretend that never happened.

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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 9:24:59 PM | message detail | #277
aww yeah albert simon one of the best villians ever right there

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 10:51:46 PM | message detail | #278
#7: Wilhelm (Xenosaga)

cold. as. ice.

*Xenosaga spoilers*

I love this guy's design. he looks absolutely immaculate in that suit. everything looks so perfect up in his little cubby hole of an office. no wasted space, not a single thing out of place. Wilhelm is like that too -- no wasted motion.

Wilhelm is all style. there's not a lot of substance there... in fact, it's questionable if there's any there at all. Wilhelm is the biggest offender of pseudophilosophical BS and cryptic statements in a game filled to the brim with pseudophilosophical BS and cryptic crap. everything about him is intentionally vague, so vague that it's questionable what his motives are, if he has any, or if he's even human (or ever was). I'm still not even sure if he's a bad guy.

but man, I love his style. I love his eerily calm demeanor. it is absolutely impossible to shake Wilhelm. this dude is completely dead to the world. he has utterly no remorse for anything and will manipulate anything for his own benefit. this guy is in such control of his feelings that you could shoot him in the face and he wouldn't even blink. he wouldn't even get mad. he'd be like "I knew you were going to do that", and then just stand there in thought for another 15 seconds before snapping his fingers and killing you.

that's just how Wilhelm rolls. even when a guy karate chops his freaking arm off, he doesn't even move. he just chastizes the guy in that slow, cool way that I love the guy for. even when Kevin shoves his freaking arm through his body, he doesn't move. Wilhelm could have turned around and completely destroyed the guy, but he just didn't feel like it.

on the other hand, he's also the biggest tease I can think of in video games. you've got three games of hype about how incredibly omniscient and omnipotent this guy is. I was dying to finally confront this guy and see how badly he would destroy me, and.. he vanishes. he doesn't even fight back. he just up and disappears. I still have no idea who, what, or why he exists. in a way I kind of like his mysteriousness, but at the same time I was really looking forward to getting obliterated by the god of the universe. ah well. even in disappearing I thought he was really cool. certainly not the best way to resolve the game, but nothing will shake the "whoa, that guy is cool" feeling I get from Wilhelm.
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zizzy
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 10:53:22 PM | message detail | #279
oh wow, didn't expect wilhelm

he's a pretty cool villain, but i still like krelian over him
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 10:53:55 PM | message detail | #280
augh

(bold for emphasis)

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Drakeryn | Posted 6/19/2007 10:54:18 PM | message detail | #281
windmage will not be pleased. >_>

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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 10:56:04 PM | message detail | #282
ALSO

I was pretty good at predicting your games list, let's see what I can do for the rest of this list here.

Uhhh...

Citan
chaos
Yuri

Hmmm. I think there might be another Shadow Hearts character up there, but I'm not sure who. I want to say Joachim.

Other than that, I'm drawing a blank.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 10:56:19 PM | message detail | #283
Oh, Jay maybe.
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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 10:56:38 PM | message detail | #284
yeah windmage is scared of my black fist of justice

I think Wilhelm is an improved Krelian, Krelian on a much larger scale if you will. and just... cooler. I dunno, never cared either way about Krelian. I know he's your dude, so no offense!
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zizzy
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 10:57:53 PM | message detail | #285
Definitely thinking Joachim is up here.

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 10:58:31 PM | message detail | #286
err... Jay?
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zizzy
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Drakeryn | Posted 6/19/2007 10:58:57 PM | message detail | #287
Solano?

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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 10:59:08 PM | message detail | #288
Wilhelm would have been cool if like...did stuff. Throughout all three games he's like "Oooh look at me, I've cool, I can do stuff, don't mess with me"

But he just kinda sits there.

At least Krelian went around backstabbing people and resurrecting gods and stuff!
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I made a living on time trial blowing myself off to cross the finish line at ludicrous speed. -transience
KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 10:59:46 PM | message detail | #289
Jay from Legendia.

But your question mark makes me realize that he's not on here!
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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 11:00:04 PM | message detail | #290
yeah, Krelian is far more hands-on with his manipulation. I dunno though, I like the guy doing stuff behind the scenes.
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zizzy
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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 11:00:29 PM | message detail | #291
that's who I thought. a character from Tales of Legendia making my list would make it even more tasteless than it already is.
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zizzy
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Dorobou | Posted 6/19/2007 11:00:37 PM | message detail | #292
Sure, Krelian is uber-lame, but at least he's a neat Enoch reference.

Wilhelm is, like, fifty times lamer and isn't even a neat apocryphal reference.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 11:01:49 PM | message detail | #293
:) I'm just trying to think of characters I know you like. I know you said you liked Jay, but I couldn't remember if it was in the context of the game or the fact that you actually liked him.
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I made a living on time trial blowing myself off to cross the finish line at ludicrous speed. -transience
trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 11:02:44 PM | message detail | #294
I.. did? I thought Jay sucked as much as the rest of the cast.
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zizzy
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 6/19/2007 11:04:00 PM | message detail | #295
I'm almost positive you said you liked him! Maybe there was a "...the best out of a really sucky cast" clause afterwards that I missed.

Oh well.

And I'm calling chaos for #1.
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Dorobou | Posted 6/19/2007 11:04:29 PM | message detail | #296
You can't fool Kleenex, tranny! He's knows you're a closest fanboy for Tales characters and plots!
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eclipsedv1 | Posted 6/19/2007 11:05:08 PM | message detail | #297
Ew, Xenosaga.
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ZFS | Posted 6/19/2007 11:05:11 PM | message detail | #298
And I'm calling chaos for #1.

That'd be disastrous. Stop that!

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trannyscience | Posted 6/19/2007 11:06:02 PM | message detail | #299
come on now. I might like Xenosaga, but that doesn't mean I'll stoop to Tales level!
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zizzy
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Dorobou | Posted 6/19/2007 11:07:34 PM | message detail | #300
I once recall you saying that Tales of Destiny 2 had a greater story than all the works of Shakespeare. Do you deny this?!
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