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transience's top 50 games with writeups (guaranteed to be done in a week)

trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 4:57:54 PM | message detail | #001
despite my love of lists, I've never actually done one of these topics. I don't have the most diverse taste in the world, but I might have some older games most people here haven't played.

I also hate it when people spend months completing their lists, so I'm gonna fly through this sucker. I won't do Heroic Mario-esque writeups since, well, I'm not that good of a writer. I also don't think I could find five posts worth of stuff to say about a video game! so yeah, this'll be done in one week's time for sure.
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_Harmonica_ | Posted 5/14/2007 4:58:41 PM | message detail | #002
first
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Elite Hunter | Posted 5/14/2007 4:59:33 PM | message detail | #003
HEY I TAKE MY TIME BECAUSE I CARE.

My first list was pretty quick, actually. Nobody would see it if I finished in a week!

*Explodes*
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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:00:03 PM | message detail | #004
House of Lies.
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Giggsalot | Posted 5/14/2007 5:00:58 PM | message detail | #005
I also hate it when people spend months completing their lists

>_>;;
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:01:04 PM | message detail | #006
aww yeah

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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:01:10 PM | message detail | #007
I hope there's lots of obscure games on this list.
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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:01:14 PM | message detail | #008
eh, it's fine as long as you're actually making progress on it. some people (WHAT'S UP FUNK) just abandon their stuff after a few games are done. I hate clicking on it only to see a page of Lasa bumps.
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SuperJanitor | Posted 5/14/2007 5:02:07 PM | message detail | #009
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Icehawk | Posted 5/14/2007 5:02:56 PM | message detail | #010
The long writeups generally just read like a standard sized review anyway. Nice and short ones are much better imo.
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hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : )
Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:03:07 PM | message detail | #011
also lol at your sig.
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Generic Loser | Posted 5/14/2007 5:04:09 PM | message detail | #012
aww yeah tag

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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:05:08 PM | message detail | #013
#50: Tecmo Bowl
System: NES
Developer: Tecmo
Game Rankings Score: n/a


Tecmo Bowl is great because it's so damn simple. there's four plays for each team and a game is over within six game minutes. I love simple gameplay when it comes to sports games and Tecmo Bowl delivers for sure. Tecmo Bowl isn't a game I can play all the time since there's not much to it, but I've been going back to it for 15 years now and can always have fun crushing someone 63-0. I'm pretty much unbeatable with the Bears. aw yeah, Mike Singletary. aw yeah, Walter Payton. aw yeah, Willie Gault.

oh, and Tecmo Super Bowl would probably be here in Tecmo Bowl's place, but I never owned it, only rented it once or twice and never really got into emulating it. I need to put it on my PSP and try it out again, because I remember loving it from rentals.

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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:07:43 PM | message detail | #014
Starting off good.
Oh and I envy you for actually being able to make a Top 50 list. I would never be able to rank my Top 50-ish games.
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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:09:23 PM | message detail | #015
oh, I'm pretty sure I fail at it too - this'll probably be woefully incorrect by the time I get to #1.

still fun to try, though.
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Xtremeblur | Posted 5/14/2007 5:09:33 PM | message detail | #016
Despite knowing that more people are likelier to read shorter write-ups (and that most folks probably prefer them), there's no way I'd be able to limit myself to writing that little if I were to do one of these topics. So yeah, the top ten would probably be HM-sized (or longer, if he wants a challenge!), though I'd only briefly touch on the first batch.

Anywho, tag.
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:09:55 PM | message detail | #017
Tecmo Bowl is so awesome.

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neonreaper | Posted 5/14/2007 5:10:18 PM | message detail | #018
I made it through 1984 on my "best game of every year" list and then stopped because spending 5 minutes on a writeup kicks my ass
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rammtay | Posted 5/14/2007 5:10:26 PM | message detail | #019
tagz
Zylo the wolf | Posted 5/14/2007 5:12:12 PM | message detail | #020
1: Blah Super Metroid?

No wait, you liked Zero mission more, right?
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LeonhartForever | Posted 5/14/2007 5:13:21 PM | message detail | #021
Tecmo Super Bowl is still one of the greatest football games ever.
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LeonhartForever | Posted 5/14/2007 5:14:07 PM | message detail | #022
More like:

1. Final Fantasy X

He could be the fourth person here (that I know of) to join this elite group! That is, if HM hasn't changed his mind since the last time I saw his list.
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:16:31 PM | message detail | #023
Ahem. Here's how it goes.


1.) Metroid
2.) Shadow Hearts
3.) Metroid
4.) Metroid
5.) Shadow Hearts
6.) Final Fantasy
7.) Metroid
8.) Final Fantasy
9.) Metroid
10.) Metroid


aww yeah


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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:17:30 PM | message detail | #024
Change one of those lower Metroids to Castlevania and you've got it HM.
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:18:45 PM | message detail | #025
Ah, yeah, I knew I was forgetting something.

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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:21:32 PM | message detail | #026
#49: Pokemon Pearl
System: DS
Year: 2007
Developer: Nintendo
Game Rankings Score: 84.5%


Pearl was my first (and only) Pokemon game. I really enjoy the battling aspect of the game -- it's like a massive version of rock-paper-scissors and it's pretty deep. there's a lot of planning and strategy involved, but you can still play it casually and enjoy yourself. Pokemon is fairly easy and you could just outlevel the game if you were having any trouble, which I think is a good thing. it's one of the more addicting games I've ever played and you could spend hundreds if not thousands of hours micromanaging your characters.

on the other hand, everything not involving battling pretty much blows. I don't care about competing in fashion contests, about saving the world or about roleplaying as some child going on an adventure. I really don't care about the story at all and I can't stand tracking down trigger points in towns. the game also plays kind of slow - it just seems like everything could be done a second or two faster, and with a game that's so combat-intensive it really adds up. I find myself getting frustrated the whole time I'm playing even though I won't stop for several hours.

you'd think competitive battling would be perfect for me since battles are by far the most appealing part of the game for me, but I'm just too casual a player to do that stuff. I don't know what's weak against what off the top of my head, I don't know a good pokemon from a bad pokemon and I don't look up things on serebii.net or whatever other Pokemon resources are out there. I don't even know what natures are or what attacks are physical/special. I just enjoy myself playing through it. I don't think I'd care enough to play another Pokemon game again but I did have a good time playing this one.
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:23:20 PM | message detail | #027
What? Pokemon?


augh augh

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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:23:30 PM | message detail | #028
Whoa, Pokemon!? Completely unexpected.
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neonreaper | Posted 5/14/2007 5:24:22 PM | message detail | #029
when he gets to 45 he's going to go "thats how old I am lol no game listed" coz he's old
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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:25:23 PM | message detail | #030
I hope you guys aren't expecting some indie cred-filled list -- I'm not ND or Metool or oli or one of them!

now if this were music I'd be praising some thing nobody had ever heard of and you'd all be calling me pretentious and it'd be a good ol' time
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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:25:40 PM | message detail | #031
augh neowned
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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:25:40 PM | message detail | #032
Your last paragraph says exactly how I am with those games too.
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Xtremeblur | Posted 5/14/2007 5:26:15 PM | message detail | #033
Thinking about making either Pearl or Diamond my first Pokemon game since RBY. With my friend's recent purchase and continuous bantering about it, the chance has gotten even likelier.
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ZFS | Posted 5/14/2007 5:27:31 PM | message detail | #034
Oh, man, I just realized XS1 is probably going to be on here, too. :(

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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:27:45 PM | message detail | #035
Awww. I was hoping to see some fairly obscure games. An indie cred-filled video game list would be far from pretentious, it would be awesome.
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trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:30:22 PM | message detail | #036
Pokemon seems like the kind of game that is great to play with friends if you have ones that like the games. I don't think it would be as fun online because people would rock my face. like I said, I'm mega-casual and just do whatever without knowing what's good and what's not. plus, I just don't like interacting online when it comes to games. the entire fun of multiplayer games is to hang out with a friend and play games. I don't feel that way about online.

I have one friend that bought Diamond, but the rest of my friends are, like, not 14 and stuff so they laugh if they hear I bought a Pokeymanz game.

can't blame 'em either!
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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:31:43 PM | message detail | #037
I thought I was the only person left that felt that way since eveything now-a-days is "ZOMG Online!".
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Whit3_Rabb1t | Posted 5/14/2007 5:32:36 PM | message detail | #038
Pokemon is one of the few RPGs that I don't mind "training" in.
trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:33:56 PM | message detail | #039
fine, indie cred time

well, sorta

#48: Zoop
Year: 1995
System: SNES, PC, Genesis, PS1, etc etc
Developer: Viacom
Game Rankings Score: 70.0% (PC Version)

Zoop !! a short gameplay video pretty much says it all: http://youtube.com/watch?v=z42OvdsXFf4

nothing else to say about this game - addictive puzzle fun and not much else.
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Brakmaster | Posted 5/14/2007 5:34:58 PM | message detail | #040
Zoop is the ****ing coolest game ever
Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:35:03 PM | message detail | #041
Yay indie cred! sorta.
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neonreaper | Posted 5/14/2007 5:35:03 PM | message detail | #042
Zoop was awesome - I'd let my high school girlfriend play it so I could go watch sports on TV
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Whit3_Rabb1t | Posted 5/14/2007 5:38:17 PM | message detail | #043
http://joel.spolsky.com/zoop/
trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:39:15 PM | message detail | #044
oh. my. god.

I might not get any more done today because I'll be playing zoop at work
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rammtay | Posted 5/14/2007 5:39:42 PM | message detail | #045
I remember zoop.
Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:41:15 PM | message detail | #046
Holy friggin' awesome man! That is great.
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KleenexTissue50 | Posted 5/14/2007 5:41:57 PM | message detail | #047
what
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Whit3_Rabb1t | Posted 5/14/2007 5:48:50 PM | message detail | #048
http://richgamer.com/game/3140-Tecmo-Super-Bowl
trannyscience | Posted 5/14/2007 5:51:23 PM | message detail | #049
#47: Chrono Cross
Year: 2000
System: ps1
Developer: Square
Game Rankings Score: 92.6%


I remember when CC came out. a friend of mine was so obsessed with it that she sent me the Japanese copy of the game despite the fact that I'd never read Japanese in my life. another two friends of mine both claimed it was the best game ever, and it looked positively incredible.

when it came out in English, I beat it within a few days, then beat it three or four more times within two weeks to get all the characters and endings. it had an interesting story, a badass soundtrack and a good atmosphere. I probably would have put it in my top 10 games if I made such a list in 2000.

so why has it slipped? well, the gameplay is the major reason. I don't like equipping/using elements at all, the light/medium/strong attack system is rather slow and I don't care for random encounters where you don't get experience. it feels rather useless to fight enemies and not level up. the fact that you have a limited number of elements you can use also kinda sucks. overall, the entire gameplay/battle system just wasn't a very good idea. you can enjoy Chrono Cross for the atmosphere and story, but the battle system certainly has some flaws.

but despite this rather large flaw, CC is an enjoyable play. Miguel's fight is one of my favourite boss fights ever and I enjoy a lot of the plot, even if it is convoluted as hell. it's just not a very fun game to replay once you've gotten everything.

new game plus also spoils me. fast-forward is so damn awesome! too bad the game is so nerfed if you play it that way. so it's either fast, pathetically simple fights or slow, challenging ones. both options suck!


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Super Destroy | Posted 5/14/2007 5:52:30 PM | message detail | #050
Never played so I can't say much on this one. I'm trying to get through CT, but I'm playing another 10 games at the same time and that's been pushed near the back.
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