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transience's top 100 users with writeups - part 3
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:05:24 PM | message detail | #251 |
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wat ever akj, if you tried to sex tranny you'd crush him. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:06:22 PM | message detail | #252 |
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um no i manage with gamerpanda rite? --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:07:37 PM | message detail | #253 |
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I could have said something totally mean there, BUT I'M ABOVE THAT. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:08:11 PM | message detail | #254 |
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i pooped seven times today it hurt after the third one but then it stopped hurting after the fifth one yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah --- lol wate i mess up |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:08:47 PM | message detail | #255 |
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Alex Shelley, ladies and gentlemen. --- xyzzy |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:09:55 PM | message detail | #256 |
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I hate when I crap that much... after a while your anus just gets
really sore and you don't even want to wipe your ass. You'd rather walk
around with crap dripping down your leg and smelling like ass. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:10:40 PM | message detail | #257 |
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I... maybe I should do the next writeup. --- xyzzy |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:11:34 PM | message detail | #258 |
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well i always wipe my ass --- lol wate i mess up |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:11:46 PM | message detail | #259 |
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in case someone sees --- lol wate i mess up |
| Icehawk | Posted 8/28/2006 9:12:58 PM | message detail | #260 |
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me Alex? --- Future Manager of the Year Jim Leyland Future Rookie of the Year Justin Verlander |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:13:19 PM | message detail | #261 |
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Sometimes I don't even bother wiping, cause I know it'll be too much of
a hassle. I just hop in the shower and use it as a bidet. --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| CycloReaper | Posted 8/28/2006 9:14:17 PM | message detail | #262 |
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....>_> i wish i didnt read this page. --- CycloReaper No Pickles. |
| Karma Hunter | Posted 8/28/2006 9:14:40 PM | message detail | #263 |
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I just read it a third time! --- Commit it to memory. |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:15:35 PM | message detail | #264 |
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I've done the hop in the shower technique before, but it sucks if you have diarrhea. A mess certainly not accounted for! --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:15:44 PM | message detail | #265 |
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i wet the toilet paper a bit personally it gets you a lot more dingleberries but then you can just pick them out and it doesn't hurt that bad --- lol wate i mess up |
| Stock Break | Posted 8/28/2006 9:16:16 PM | message detail | #266 |
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From Karma Hunter Posted 8/29/2006 2:14:40 AM I just read it a third time! And I'm dying of laughter --- I now NOTING! NOTING! ABOUT DEM. RAWK YU! But! Teri is da GENUINIUS!Teri rill calculator da winner! ~ Terry Bogard's analysis of Ada vs. Jade [King of Board 8] |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:16:21 PM | message detail | #267 |
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okay I was following you until dingleberry. Thats terminology I'm not familiar with! example/details? --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:16:56 PM | message detail | #268 |
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Holy wtf. Too much truth FTL up in here. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:17:18 PM | message detail | #269 |
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Oh man wetting the TP is a must. It's one of the many
reasons I enjoy deploying my feces in the downstairs bathroom rather
than upstairs. If I go downstairs the sink is right across from the
toilet for easy access, but upstairs I have to squat walk over to the
sink awkwardly with my pants around my ankles hoping I don't drip. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:17:48 PM | message detail | #270 |
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ec i am never hitting you from behind ever again --- xyzzy |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:17:52 PM | message detail | #271 |
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like toilet paper that gets all stuck up on your hairy butt or poop, but toilet paper can be dingleberries too --- lol wate i mess up |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:03 PM | message detail | #272 |
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omg why not? --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:07 PM | message detail | #273 |
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okay I was following you until dingleberry. Thats terminology I'm not familiar with! example/details? It's what me and my 7 year old call each other when we're having personal banter. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| CycloReaper | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:27 PM | message detail | #274 |
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I will be amazed if anyone still finds EC attractive after this topic. --- CycloReaper No Pickles. |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:40 PM | message detail | #275 |
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oh man EC that is the exact same situation as me exactly +10 to you --- lol wate i mess up |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:41 PM | message detail | #276 |
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your boy is 7? --- xyzzy |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:18:54 PM | message detail | #277 |
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ohhhhh That happens occasionally but not so much with the TP we get. I'm gonna have to try this wetting technique! It sounds refreshing and pleasant! Any natural remedies for when you're pooping out the last night's Jalapenos? I hate the feeling of fire ;_; --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:19:00 PM | message detail | #278 |
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Oh please, I could tell people I guzzle feces by the pound and people would still want to hit this. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:19:46 PM | message detail | #279 |
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oh man EC that is the exact same situation as me exactly +10 to you ^5 IMHO --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:20:21 PM | message detail | #280 |
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your boy is 7? Yes indeed. As of August 15th to be exact. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:20:22 PM | message detail | #281 |
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I cannot eat spicy food because my tongue was severely damaged by salt
and vinegar chips when I was a small boy. They hurt me, but I did not
stop eating them. Now my tastebuds are ultra sensitive and I could
literally cry eating very hot things. --- lol wate i mess up |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:20:51 PM | message detail | #282 |
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are you serious? Salt and Vinegar is good and refreshing! --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:20:51 PM | message detail | #283 |
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Any natural remedies for when you're pooping out the last night's Jalapenos? I hate the feeling of fire ;_; Get some vaginal cleansing pads. I'm not even close to joking either! They're seriously magnificent, you use one of those puppies and it's like instant relief, no more burn! Oh and when wetting the TP make sure you use cold water, warm just feels weird. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 8/28/2006 9:21:21 PM | message detail | #284 |
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holy **** did I just use the same adjective to describe a wiping technique and a delicious snack in one topic? .... --- AKJ at Starbucks on campus |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:21:45 PM | message detail | #285 |
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Alex is a wimp. My boy eats Tabasco sauce straight from the bottle. I'm not even lying. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:21:52 PM | message detail | #286 |
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They dried me out really bad and all I ever drink is soda and that makes it worse. --- lol wate i mess up |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:21:53 PM | message detail | #287 |
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XD, yes you did AKJ, yes you did. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Karma Hunter | Posted 8/28/2006 9:21:53 PM | message detail | #288 |
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Wait...someone on this board is older than tranny? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MAKE LESS SENSE IF THIS WEREN'T
TRUE DAMN YOU X-STATS --- Commit it to memory. |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:22:14 PM | message detail | #289 |
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no, he's younger than me. he just sexed someone up when he was like 13. --- xyzzy |
| Karma Hunter | Posted 8/28/2006 9:22:38 PM | message detail | #290 |
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Okay that makes me feel much better. --- Commit it to memory. |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:22:46 PM | message detail | #291 |
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rumour has it it was at a hammer concert --- xyzzy |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:23:11 PM | message detail | #292 |
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Vanilla Ice, *****. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:23:18 PM | message detail | #293 |
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Alex is a wimp. My boy eats Tabasco sauce straight from the bottle. I'm not even lying. Your boy is a complete badass, I do the same thing. Tabasco sauce ****ing kicks ass. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:25:07 PM | message detail | #294 |
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ur a wimps --- lol wate i mess up |
| magicians magic hat | Posted 8/28/2006 9:25:13 PM | message detail | #295 |
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Tabasco sauce ****ing kicks ass. Indeed. I just used to give it to him on the tip of his finger until he got used to it. I think his first taste was when he was like 2. --- Oh me? I'm doing nothing. Just watching the Sanbone Trio run around and high five each other after kicking my ASS WTF I'M SO ANGRY GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!! |
| FlamboyantSpy | Posted 8/28/2006 9:25:38 PM | message detail | #296 |
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By the way, all this insight into my anal cleansing technique better have bumped me up a spot on this list. --- Explicit Content Cheer Up Emo Kids - Team Tranny Did! |
| Alex Shelley | Posted 8/28/2006 9:25:40 PM | message detail | #297 |
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i beat up a girl uh oh gotta poot in my pants huuuuuuuuuuuuttttttt X( --- lol wate i mess up |
| Stock Break | Posted 8/28/2006 9:26:16 PM | message detail | #298 |
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From FlamboyantSpy Posted 8/29/2006 2:23:18 AM Alex is a wimp. My boy eats Tabasco sauce straight from the bottle. I'm not even lying. Your boy is a complete badass, I do the same thing. Tabasco sauce ****ing kicks ass. Me too! --- I now NOTING! NOTING! ABOUT DEM. RAWK YU! But! Teri is da GENUINIUS!Teri rill calculator da winner! ~ Terry Bogard's analysis of Ada vs. Jade [King of Board 8] |
| trannyscience | Posted 8/28/2006 9:26:22 PM | message detail | #299 |
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I'm kinda wishing I could erase this entire topic so I could put you lower, actually. --- xyzzy |
| Heroic Mario | Posted 8/28/2006 9:26:34 PM | message detail | #300 |
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Next time you guys have a conversation about "TP," you need to specify!! >> --- "Zelda isn't the type of game that can be a 100 on a scale of 1 to 100 -- it has to be 120." |
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