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*-*-* The Top 50 Users of 2006 (and more!) *-*-*
| Applekidjosh | Posted 1/2/2007 1:36:05 AM | message detail | #301 |
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<3 <3 the sporky I remember how reluctant she was to send me pictures of herself. Cute! --- AKJ using GP's laptop (hope she's not mad I changed her sig) |
| WVl | Posted 1/2/2007 1:37:08 AM | message detail | #302 |
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I still remember Spork's rant about how "cracker" only exists because
white people want something to be offended by, and that they're really
lame. >_> |
| Bokonon_Lives | Posted 1/2/2007 1:42:52 AM | message detail | #303 |
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hehe yes, spork is good stuff --- Would God appear in every Adam Sandler movie? - trizob the hedgehog, on why God is probably not Rob Schneider. |
| Aeon Azuran | Posted 1/2/2007 1:59:03 AM | message detail | #304 |
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By request... Shake Stevis: Yo' Ellis! Stevis is back with an attack to rock you fellas! You're wired in a frame of suck with too much shame to duck and forfeit I'm the juggernaut, *****, I'll flame you the **** into orbit Because I'm stellar, Shake's last girlfriend even said so I think she used the words extra-terrestrial, what do I care, she was into trio's You're a cave-dweller, to my astronaut Yet I've been neckdeep into places you can only dream about They'd be nightmares of hairs giving you scares to share Which would teach you not to meddle in a man's affairs I've got the balls to prove it, am not afraid to use it, you'll be caught unawares by my liquid You couldn't catch my white spit with a baseball mitt So ready your eyepatch, mister Bellis, for a game, set match, don't throw a fitt, just submit, acquit, and shut it. Ed Mornin’, Master Shake, time to kick ya outta bed, Cuz you crossed me on the stage and I’ma leave ya for dead See, rappers in classes above ya done fled – But you stickin’ around? Didn’t cha hear what I said? Now I’m not tryin to say that you ain’t got no cred, You been hangin’ round here since I was bein’ spoon-fed Rilin’ up all the users and makin’ em see red Gettin’ axed like an e-version of Ressam comma Ahmed But ya been gone for awhile, so get this through ya head – There’s a new boy in town who done rose in your stead He’s sweet on the outside, but that layer’s now shed – The new king of Board 8 – a slick wordsmith named Ed. Shake Stevis: Alright, Ed, first things first: You're white! No use acting like Pepsi when you're nothing but a Sprite But you're right, I've been caged up for too long Held back by the mods who don't appreciate a schlong I also have to tell you that you're rappin' to the wrong dick Talking to the monkey with the organ grinder in the room, slick I'm Stevis, not Shake, and I'm a grade-A prick always a step ahead with bed-cred Now get out of here and get someone worthy instead I've banged broads who could do better then end everything with 'ed' You're not fit to put the condom on me, your hands are too small But I bet that works out lookin' at the size of your balls You're boring, static, uninspired, plastic, and most certainly not fit to compete with the phallus fantastic Ed You Stevis? You Shake? Boy, it’s all the same – If you brought your A-game I might remember your name! Instead alls I do is profane and ashame Opponents who don’t recognize my claim To the top! Y’all think I’m just good for one drop Of an overused beat just to make ya heads bop? I just didn’t wanna make it too complimicated – I figured you’d flee if my armor was plated But now y’all step back, cause my sword is serrated And I mean both kinds – cuz the one you just hated Gon break out its sheath and give y’all a scare – I just hope I can see it in the microscope’s glare. |
| Aeon Azuran | Posted 1/2/2007 1:59:31 AM | message detail | #305 |
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Shake My A game? Ed, sweetie, you seem to forget I've got a long way to go, can't tip 'em off yet! You can relax though, you don't need to worry As you'll know when you see the fury of my flurry You're a stat-head, number-cruncher, duller then dull I'm surprised you don't bore yourself out of your skull You talk about your claim but you overrate your fame A year after you're gone, who'll remember your name? I'm iconic, my piston-action swifter then Sonic, just ask your dame What, you think I believe you have one? Sorry, I'm sane Remedy your girth and misery with rigid excersize Like my man Ali said 'If Ellis dreams he'll beat me, he'd better wake up and apologize!' Ed Mister Crumplewhizz: What up motherhumpers, I been watchin’ this fight From inside three *****es I been grindin’ all night Since you seem real dense, let me help you understand: When you step on dis mic, you’re in Bellisland, Where the national anthem gots bass like quicksand, Melts the flesh off your bones like a naked Ayn Rand, Shock ya heart like a fist through ya prostate gland, Make ya wish KOS was still keepin’ ya banned, You beat witches before, but my magic is cursed, I’ll Avada Kevadra ya into a hearse With my words that can flow like my dough so perverse, You messed with the best? Now you’re one of the worst. Fin |
| Dragonair | Posted 1/2/2007 2:11:58 AM | message detail | #306 |
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If I was online at more reasonable times, I'd totally would have made this list! --- FALCON PUNCH! |
| Ngamer64 | Posted 1/2/2007 2:25:56 AM | message detail | #307 |
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Oh my, 37th! Thanks for the fine writeup Ed, keep up the good work here! --- thengamer.com/xstats = lol x-stats Still smarting from the beatdown Rufus applied in the Guru Contest! |
| transience | Posted 1/2/2007 5:28:00 AM | message detail | #308 |
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man, that rap battle was awesome -- it was before it got a little
stale, and the buildup and OHHHHHHHHHHHHs in the topic were priceless.
they were even trash-talking back and forth between raps. I wish we had
the entire topic -- "Mr. Crumplewhizz" ain't the same without it. --- yzzyx |
| TheCatWhoSwims | Posted 1/2/2007 5:36:31 AM | message detail | #309 |
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It was nice because we weren't afraid to get a little personal at times, both in boasting and in insulting. Ed Bellis did
rise to be a recognizable name and I am, with a little imagination,
something of an icon. Not just generic insults that could pertain to
anybody. I was laughing like mad when he learned Stevis was how I always named my johnson on the board and he pulled out crumplewhizz. Still makes me laugh. ~Shake --- 'The witness! The witness is escaping! Or suiciding!' 'Either way, after him! ~Aeon Azuran |
| PrestoChango | Posted 1/2/2007 5:38:08 AM | message detail | #310 |
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I was hoping I'd make the list, but i doubt it. >_> --- Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never will. There is only now. Impossible is a word people use so that they don't feel bad when they quit. |
| Grand_Healer | Posted 1/2/2007 7:35:22 AM | message detail | #311 |
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Eugh. Never liked Pathetique. Called me stupid without any argument
apart from that I abandon most contests I do. He needs to get out more. --- http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b393/DragonMaester/arock.jpg http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emoqx6.jpg |
| Steiner Shocker | Posted 1/2/2007 7:39:24 AM | message detail | #312 |
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Not sure if I'll make it, but with the people on there so far I think I might --- [King of Board 8] [Rufus Shinra, King of Gurus] |
| MyworldisSmurf | Posted 1/2/2007 7:46:40 AM | message detail | #313 |
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Any word on why spork dissapeared? --- Smurf The cream of Sonic Fanboyism. |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:33:28 AM | message detail | #314 |
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Don't know. Hope she's okay; it's unlike people to disappear for this long and not return. --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| DQ5 Hero | Posted 1/2/2007 11:35:44 AM | message detail | #315 |
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I am sure she is fine, she probably just got caught up in the SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! --- Sir Chris I kneel before the King of Gurus, Rufus Shinra |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:48:33 AM | message detail | #316 |
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Oh man, just noticed the raps! Awesome, Aeon. It was nice because we weren't afraid to get a little personal at times, both in boasting and in insulting. Ed Bellis did rise to be a recognizable name and I am, with a little imagination, something of an icon. Not just generic insults that could pertain to anybody. Yeah, I always thought I got really lucky with you as a draw, since you've done so much on the board that people know it. I remember you saying something like "Ed Bellis? Who can come up with anything interesting about Ed Bellis?" That one afternoon in which all of these raps were written remains one of my favorite moments on the board this year. =) --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:59:19 AM | message detail | #317 |
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34. MyWorldIsSquare All the genius without the creepiness! MWIS is Board 8's perpetual phoenix - he shows up for a time, makes numerous grand entrances and starts damn good projects, then something "comes up" and he departs, abandoning them... ONLY TO REAPPEAR AGAIN MONTHS LATER. It's a cycle, and we all know it's going to happen, yet we keep holding out hope that this time will be different than the last. This year, MWIS returned to us upon Snake's victories in the 2006 character contest and he promptly began doing what he does best - being brilliant and awesome. Paradise LOST, while it may never see another chapter, was still a typical work worthy of the MWIS name; Mercenaries, while still rudimentary and slowly getting off the ground, has the potential to be one of the greatest projects the board's ever seen. Plus, MWIS has been doing all of this without all the weird, pseudo-sexual dramatic tension that always used to follow him around! Let us collectively hope that, at least this time, MWIS is, once again, here to stay for good. --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 12:08:31 PM | message detail | #318 |
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Also: I am in flannel pajamas. Want more interesting tidbits? Then post! --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| transience | Posted 1/2/2007 12:08:52 PM | message detail | #319 |
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--- yzzyx |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 12:10:26 PM | message detail | #320 |
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k thnx --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| raytan7585 | Posted 1/2/2007 12:11:22 PM | message detail | #321 |
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*tracks* --- FFVI say, "A Love between Human and Esper." "She's (Rikku) as deep as a mountain for God's sake" - Inviso. |
| wavedash101 | Posted 1/2/2007 12:12:37 PM | message detail | #322 |
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Paradise LOST...had so much potential... --- Our shields cannot withstand wavedashing of this magnitude! Board 8's Unofficial Master of the Phoenix Down |
| Grand_Healer | Posted 1/2/2007 12:13:29 PM | message detail | #323 |
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MWIS has told me he may get round to continuing Paradise LOST, yet
he'll need Oddity to take some of the pressure from Mercenaries off
him. Here's hoping. --- http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b393/DragonMaester/arock.jpg http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emoqx6.jpg |
| IhatethisCPU | Posted 1/2/2007 12:28:04 PM | message detail | #324 |
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/_\>\' This sort of thing always appears when I'm off the damn computer. Bah. --- "Funny, in a way. So many people, all willing to do anything for whoever has the biggest chest."- Narrim Heartseeker |
| neonreaper | Posted 1/2/2007 12:42:42 PM | message detail | #325 |
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Pathetique/Shadowdude's user topic was awesome. --- Stonehenge, where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well |
| PortugalTheMann | Posted 1/2/2007 12:46:09 PM | message detail | #326 |
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A self-effacing showman to the end, Pathetique never seemed
satisfied with the positive notoriety he'd accumulated, and he seems to
have left for good. The board is truly a sadder place without him. =( I had an account bet with him and won. Guess he never bothered to make a new name. --- Explicit Content. Cheer Up Emo Kids |
| Tom Bombadil | Posted 1/2/2007 1:02:45 PM | message detail | #327 |
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Late tag. --- ~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. For giving too much respect is always a more honorable thing than giving too little.-Horatio |
| Mumei | Posted 1/2/2007 1:05:58 PM | message detail | #328 |
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He's too lazy to make a new name. I've told him to come back multiple times, but he seems to have little interest. He is the official tiebreaker for my contest, though. <_< --- "I believe that words uttered in passion contain a greater living truth than do those words which express thoughts rationally conceived"- Sensei, "Kokoro" |
| Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2007 1:07:12 PM | message detail | #329 |
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omg ec y did u do that to pathetique jerk --- hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : ) |
| Kosmo Trainer | Posted 1/2/2007 1:27:36 PM | message detail | #330 |
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If I'm on the list, you gotta include my ever so skalicious brosefs. KR only works with the three of us!! --- Wii can play together. 6100 7698 0037 5863 |
| Big Bob | Posted 1/2/2007 1:45:59 PM | message detail | #331 |
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*just now finds these topics* I'm never on these things...but eh. Looks like a fun read. --- I am unable to break free from this curse only known as Disgaea 2. Help me, zam! |
| BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 1/2/2007 1:50:02 PM | message detail | #332 |
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*enters topic* CTRL+F: Black Turtle Not found *leaves topic* TuRtLe ~~~ lol Rufus Shinra His superior explosion surviving powers let him pwn me in the Guru |
| BlAcK TuRtLe | Posted 1/2/2007 1:51:06 PM | message detail | #333 |
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*re-enters topic* You do win for having spork on the list though *leaves again* TuRtLe ~~~ lol Rufus Shinra His superior explosion surviving powers let him pwn me in the Guru |
| _Tremble_ | Posted 1/2/2007 1:53:54 PM | message detail | #334 |
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Only #34? Well, okay, not too bad given I was only around for three months in 2K6. ;-) -- MyWorldIsSquare #1 though would have guarenteed you a +100 GP bonus when you join in Mercs though, Ed Bellis. |
| PrestoChango | Posted 1/2/2007 2:00:54 PM | message detail | #335 |
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I saw Sporky on AIM last night, just so you know. --- Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never will. There is only now. Impossible is a word people use so that they don't feel bad when they quit. |
| LeonhartForever | Posted 1/2/2007 3:31:51 PM | message detail | #336 |
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Losing hope of seeing myself on the list above these users. --- "I'm only here to see how the story plays out. Any self-respecting leading man would do the same." - Balthier |
| Applekidjosh | Posted 1/2/2007 3:36:10 PM | message detail | #337 |
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oh yeah, she does pop up on AIM every once in a blue moon. --- AKJ using GP's laptop (hope she's not mad I changed her sig) |
| Mumei | Posted 1/2/2007 4:19:59 PM | message detail | #338 |
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After the NCAA tournaments, Leonhart? He likes silly projects and whatnot. --- "I believe that words uttered in passion contain a greater living truth than do those words which express thoughts rationally conceived"- Sensei, "Kokoro" |
| luke | Posted 1/2/2007 4:23:09 PM | message detail | #339 |
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no way in bloody hell does Leon get snubbed. --- xyzzy |
| Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2007 6:20:23 PM | message detail | #340 |
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Anime is silly. --- hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : ) |
| meisnewbie | Posted 1/2/2007 6:43:42 PM | message detail | #341 |
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From Icehawk Anime is silly. --- hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : ) GO GO GO GO GO. --- BREAK RANKS AND FLEE!!!11 |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:32:41 PM | message detail | #342 |
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Good news! There's a labor surplus, so I'm not working anymore for the
rest of the week! YAAAY ONE OF FORTUNE 500'S BEST COMPANIES TO WORK FOR More in a bit. --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:32:59 PM | message detail | #343 |
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In the meantime, predict users to come and such! --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| therealosix | Posted 1/2/2007 11:33:41 PM | message detail | #344 |
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Um, Ed am I on there? Stingers had me at 7 for some reason --- Leader of The Ninja Army. I hate fishsticks, I hate Captain Morgan, I hate Jack Sparrow, I hate ships, To Hell with Cervantes! |
| meisnewbie | Posted 1/2/2007 11:34:30 PM | message detail | #345 |
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WANGLICIOUS AT 1. --- BREAK RANKS AND FLEE!!!11 |
| X_Dante_X | Posted 1/2/2007 11:38:33 PM | message detail | #346 |
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Hey, I'm a dedicated member of your global fan club! Thats gotta mean something! --- Still looking for a good signature Come on people! Say good quotes! |
| Ed Bellis | Posted 1/2/2007 11:42:55 PM | message detail | #347 |
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33. satai_delenn Lopen's soul mate. Yes, be very afraid. I was worried for satai when I "revealed" in my talking-users-topic-thing that she was female - look at happens to users who get "outed" as girls around here (hey there pikaness!). But satai has remained awesome as ever. She's got the same kind of quirky interests as Lopen and Semi and is liable to go off on random bolded rants with Mega Mana and stingers. She's one of the best people to talk to about various subjects of interests; she's also put out a few top lists of the hottest male VG characters, which have always been welcome reads (Dante was #1 in both, I believe). satai's definitely underappreciated, and rather than filling the void of "female user" she is instead a good user in her own right. --- This was Ed Bellis. Rufus Shinra 18 took a shotgun to my bracket. Congrats, Guru champ! |
| Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2007 11:45:27 PM | message detail | #348 |
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Off the top of my head, the top 5 in no order >_> Smurf Heroic Mario Extha Shine AKJ Smurf is up in the air for me, I don't know if you'd put him in or not since a lot of the attention and such he gets is negative, but there's no denying he has been one of the most umm influential? users here. And where do you work, Bellster? --- hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : ) |
| Redtooth | Posted 1/2/2007 11:48:09 PM | message detail | #349 |
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For some reason, I can't think of anything I know satai for. Like, no
where specifically fits, although I'm sure I've seen a bunch of posts
which I can only recall as being cool. I can usually attach users to at
least one thing, but not satai. Just being interesting, I suppose. --- Rufus>Redtooth Nice list, I counted twenty that would be in my top ten - BlondeAfroHero7 |
| Icehawk | Posted 1/2/2007 11:49:38 PM | message detail | #350 |
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Satai is a girl? >_> --- hay guyz iv ben havng tuff times lately so be niec to me lol : ) |
